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'Hello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle Paul.'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right...