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  1. ArcticLight

    Maggie’s Seal joke

    Penguin drives to a mechanic, mechanic says he'll need an hour with the car so the penguin goes next door for ice cream. (Penguins like ice cream you know). bout an hourlater the penguin goes back for his car - mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal".. Penguin says... Nah that's just...
  2. chevyrulz

    Maggie’s "best email of the year" (pretty funny joke)

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son...
  3. C

    Maggie’s Your Best Joke

    I need some new ammo so lets hear them.
  4. shankster..

    Maggie’s The Knob. (joke)

    The Knob A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'...
  5. shooter65

    Maggie’s shortest joke ever

    A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.
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