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  1. chevyrulz

    Maggie’s sexist/male chauvinistic jokes

    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will...
  2. chevyrulz

    Maggie’s Yo mamma jokes

    Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP! Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out. Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said...
  3. chevyrulz

    Maggie’s tasteless Michael Jackson jokes

    What do Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common? They are both famous for playing with little white balls. What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG. Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but...
  4. AlabamaShooter

    Maggie’s A few blonde jokes

    Got these in this morning, and thought I would share. Distant Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...
  5. mp45acp

    Maggie’s Chuck Norris Jokes

    OK, thought this might be a fun one to start, forgive me if its been done before. Ill start things off: Chuck Norris was suppose to have a twin brother but he did not survive chucks nine months practice of floating rondhouse kicks. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who never...
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