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  1. Toast

    Maggie’s Sex Pillow recommendations?

    I'm thinking of buying a sex pillow(s) for the wifeepoo and I. Does anyone have any type of recommendation? I'm thinking of going inflatable so they're not just laying around all the time and the kids seeing them, etc. Are they worth it? Do they really help? Is it really as good...
  2. Sendero_Man

    Maggie’s Military Version of SEX !!

    The Commanding Officer of a regiment in the U.S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife...
  3. G

    Maggie’s afternoon sex

    Afternoon Sex The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation...
  4. dawgkiller

    Maggie’s Immigrant Sex

    *Subject: Immigrant Sex* * **It is indeed, a very strange world we live in today An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. With a heavy accent he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"...
  5. USAF1A8

    Maggie’s So no one gets on my case about the Marine sex jok

    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the...
  6. F

    Maggie’s Marine Sex

    No Sex Since 1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you...
  7. F

    Maggie’s Hippie Sex

    A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to...
  8. Kogapsp

    Maggie’s Sex in the Dark

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the...
  9. T

    Maggie’s Sex on Post

    The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife...
  10. ssgp2

    Maggie’s Texan Sex !

    Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her...
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