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    I need help learning what the worst sniper rifle would be for a novice?

    Hi folks, I'm hoping to get some good feedback from those in the know about some of the sniper rifles least preferred or with the poorest effective range. Allow me to briefly clarify. I'm an author working on part 2 of a post Apocalyptic novel in which a character has been set up to fail. The...
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    Maggie’s The Story with a Moral at the End

    The Story with a Moral at the end ===================================== The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all...
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    Maggie’s Bagpiper's Story

    Bagpiper's Story - even the hardest of hearts may find themselves misty eyed As a bagpiper, I was once asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery in the remote countryside and this...
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    Movie Theater The Philadelphia Story

    Excellent movie you can watch with your family. Young Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and James Stewart. What more needs to be said? Ok, just this: makes some martinis and have one every time they do, but not if you want to make it to the end of the movie.
  5. Big Bo

    Maggie’s Dinner date, a funny story

    The following is apparently a true s tory.... told from the point of view of a young Marine. I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to...
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    Maggie’s Now ... The rest of the Story

    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night...
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    Maggie’s Read it aloud and name this story.

    Won sap pun a tine dare washer ladle gull culled Goal Deluxe. zoo leave din dissenter offer lodge forced widow mutter hander fodder. Ones window ladle gull and/or pear rents swear aweigh dare hop penned topaz buy tree beers - ham other beer, ha dotty beer, inner ladle bay be beer. Sea ingot...
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    Maggie’s Hilarious story and photo

    Not sure if anyone else has seen this. A friend of mine sent this to me in an email. I was laughing about it for days. Figured I'd share it. Here is goes.............. Dispute Between Neighbours - this is a true story... A town councilor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the...
  9. SingleShot85

    A Good story I read

    Ed Freeman You're an 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley, 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered...
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    Maggie’s SOB Fish story

    gotta be some Fishermen here.... SON OF A BITCH FISH The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish & proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your...
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    Maggie’s good St Pat's story

    >> On a vacation in Rome , I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a >> golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the >> telephone was for. He told me it was a direct line to Heaven, and if I'd >> like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I was amazed, but...
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    Maggie’s The Montana Story

    BLESSED MONTANA On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: 'Today, I am going to create a land called Montana. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty; a land of beautiful lakes, each one full of fish. It shall have tall...
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    Maggie’s Fish Story!

    Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and...
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