Maggie’s 10 things you will never hear a gun guy say

[RSR]

10. I wish someone would make men’s concealed carry Capri pants.
9. I don’t want my grandfather’s guns, they are too old.
8. My next range bag will be a Gucci or Burberry if I can ever make my mind up.
7. No thanks, I have enough ammo already.
6. The .45 ACP and the 30-06 were huge mistakes.
5. As soon as someone makes a lavender scented AR-15 I’ll buy one.
4. John Moses Browning? John Moses Browning? Nope, never heard of him. What did he do?
3. Tell that bikini model wearing the thigh holster she is not welcome here.
2. Although it was a tough decision I decided to donate to Obama’s campaign instead of getting a new XD.
1. The right to keep and bear arms could be interpreted to mean a lot of different things.

 

[fx77]

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No really , I think her breasts are way to big!

 

[idpasteve]

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Shooting is an inexpensive hobby.

cheap glass works just fine

its too accurate..

 

[bassani]

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This is my rifle!!
This is my gun!!
This is for fighting!!!
And this is for fun!!!

 

[168BTHPM]

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I wish I would have bought that Bryco .25acp when I was younger.

Why would anyone own a gun that holds more than 6 rounds?

As a matter of fact I do believe .300 Win Mag is too much for prairie dogs.

John Wayne and Chuck Norris are pussies.

 

[RobG]

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I have too many guns...

 

[Johnny Sasaki]

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People don't kill people, guns kill people.

 

[LSandBinc]

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Does this carry gun make me look fat

 

[Gondy223]

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$5000 for a gun is just too much to pay.

My mosin is all I need.

Nobody needs a .50 cal.

I just don't see the difference between the Tasco and the Nightforce.

 

[VJJPunisher]

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i get my reloading advice from handloads.com

 

[Inogame]

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What are the best shims to use on my Burris Zee Rings?

 

[VJJPunisher]

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bump firing is effective

 

[VJJPunisher]

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i zero my bolt gun at 25 yards to save ammo

 

[jmcdguns]

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why did i bring a gun to a knife fight

 

[RSR]

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No need to buy any extra AR15 mags since in comes with one 10 rounder.

 

[Inogame]

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"Hello VJJ, I'd love for you to take my daughter out and show her a good time."

 

[VJJPunisher]

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Ino doesnt give good road head on the way to the range

 

[Inogame]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ino doesnt give good road head on the way to the range </div></div>

+1

 

[nashlaw]

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I don't need a McMillan. This SPR stock is fine.

 

[Former0302]

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I need to send my heirloom shotgun to Gunsmoke for a facelift!

 

[leadbullet]

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that chick on "murder she wrote" makes me horny.

3 mags for my pistol is not enough so i bought one more.

 

[Wardy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Inogame</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What are the best shims to use on my Burris Zee Rings? </div></div>

= WIN.

 

[gar2376]

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I sure do love that Nancy Pelosi.

I can't wait for the government to show up to bail me out.

 

[Spartan67]

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I can do without another rifle!

 

[xarmor]

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I am glad I sold my Grandfathers WWII Luger he brought home, those Nazi markings creeped me out.

 

[p8nt]

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The world would be a safer place if we all turned in our guns, then criminals wouldn't be able to get them.

 

[SavageLapua]

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I've got waaayy too much ammo...

The range can wait...

I LOVE the new X Mark Pro trigger!

 

[RSR]

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Who needs a range past 100yds?

 

[Wardy]

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Counter Sniper Scopes are the cream of the crop..

 

[johnnycat]

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There is no reason any civilian should want a suppressor.

 

[RoosterShooter]

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I'll bite!

1) I quit buying ammo because I couldn't pay the bills.

2) I don't need anymore .223 or 9mm.

3) I'm going to have to stop reloading because I can't afford it.

 

[168BTHPM]

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Yah my ex got the guns in the divorce but I got the Prius and the treadmill.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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"It will take me a really long time to shoot 10,000 rounds of 22 rimfire,I have enough already."

 

[plant.one]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: armorpl8chikn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"It will take me a really long time to shoot 10,000 rounds of 22 rimfire,I have enough already."</div></div>

i've had non gun people ask me that though....

 

[jringading]

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I don't need a custom rifle, they are way over rated.

 

[SuperSniperConner]

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"I shoot 1/2" groups with Remington Core Lokts and Barnes TSX fucking suck"

"My rifle is zeroed if I can shoot a paper plate at 100 yrds"

"I was sighting in my 7 mag at the range and I think my barrel is fouled, couldn't get it to shoot consistantly, I only shot 70 rnds in about an hour"


This is what I have to deal with at work everyday from my coworker

 

[TOP PREDATOR]

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"Bloomberg for Pres."

"too tired to go to the range"

"i have too much ammo"

"my sling doesn't match my boots" (well maybe you'll hear that)

"i'd rather have a tie for father's day"

"i was thinking of selling this pistol to pay for your anniversary gift"

"my airsoft rifle shoots 1/2 moa at 10 feet all day long"

"can't stand the smell of a freshly opened can of IMR"

"who's ted nugent?"

"i guess this build is finished"

 

[leadbullet]

Re: 10 things you will never hear a gun guy say

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOP PREDATOR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Bloomberg for Pres."

"too tired to go to the range"

"i have too much ammo"

"my sling doesn't match my boots" (well maybe you'll hear that)

"i'd rather have a tie for father's day"

"i was thinking of selling this pistol to pay for your anniversary gift"

"my airsoft rifle shoots 1/2 moa at 10 feet all day long"

"can't stand the smell of a freshly opened can of IMR"

"who's ted nugent?"

"i guess this build is finished" </div></div>

best ones so far.

 

[RSR]

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I'm still laughing at the "Bloomberg for Prez".... classic!!!

 

[Pat M]

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Maybe i'll have RedJacket make my next precision rifle

 

[Pat M]

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that $2000 paintjob on American Guns was a great deal

 

[Pat M]

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" Nobody " wasn't that much of an ass