Maggie’s 6 Truths in Life

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6 truths in life :


1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility.



2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.



3. And discover #1 is a lie.



4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.



5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.



6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.



I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

 

[madman23]

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You got me. I'm in for all 6 Ha, Ha, Ha

 

[Maggot]

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i didnt try it. Im a genius.

 

[shankster..]

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There s one truth in life.

Don't go down on a 300lb. woman after a night of her drinking and honky-tonk dancing unless you have courage and strong stomach.

 

[Johnny Sasaki]

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Well, for me they were actually 6 lies.....-_-

 

[Megacab]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i didnt try it. Im a genius. </div></div>


That's because you're still trying to lick your elbow.

 

[TRON]

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hook.....line and sinker

 

[Ratwhiskers]

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I was tired and bored. I read the first line, and the other 5 turned into "Oh Fuck!!"

;-)

 

[USGUNWORKS]

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Damn you

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Megacab</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i didnt try it. Im a genius. </div></div>


That's because you're still trying to lick your elbow.



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Better than windows.

 

[Chanonry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There s one truth in life.

Don't go down on a 300lb woman. </div></div>

It simpler Shank

 

[utahyote]

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Damn you got me!

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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I would say that I am a genius, but the only reason I didn't try it is because I am at work and my co-workers think I am wierd enough already

 

[old95b10]

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I'm sending this one to the old lady,and gonna watch her check her email!!!
Oh Yeah you got me!

 

[Nocalphoenix]

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Damn that was a simple hook. 6 for 6

 

[Big Bo]

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LOL