600 mile long moistened crack in the ocean floor could launch Cascadia Subduction Zone into writhing geological spasms.

[Cardboard55]

Friday morning DOOM

Experts on alert for MEGAQUAKE off US coast due to hole on fault line

A gaping hole on a 600-mile-long fault line in the Pacific is spewing chemically distinct liquid that experts fear is fault lubricant - and less lubricant could trigger a mega-earthquake.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Aye, says here the giant crack is lubing up the fault, she may be getting ready to bust a tectonic move in the PNW, article says could cause a 9.0, but I think that estimate is low. My hunch is a solid 12.0, maybe a 12.5!!!

 

[SniperBro]

Well that's one way to fix California...

 

[tomcatmv]

Wait......what? I saw thread title and no lubricant, crack and writhing spasm film from porn hub?

 

[Tempest 455]

Been hearing of this since I was a little kid. About time.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That would be great!!!

“If California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will….”

I will be chowing on popcorn and hoping that lefties don’t know how to swim!

Sirhr

 

[ggmanning]

Couldn't happen to a more deserving part of the country. Now quick chain the NE to them.

 

[10ring'r]

Miracles DO happen..... Mac

 

[Jack's Dad]

Please dear Lord baby Jesus

 

[Docsherm]

So where is the down side to this? Not seeing one.......

 

[armorpl8chikn]

They are desperate for new stories.
"Earth is cracked. Earthquakes may happen near cracks."
Thanks news people. You have saved countless lives.


Oops...forgot to add....

Moist......

 

[GreenGO Juan]

Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim

See ya down in Arizona bay.

 

[hlee]

70% of the Earth’s surface is covered in water. Most of Earth’s fault lines exist in oceans. Don’t they all have moist cracks ready to explode? Even by the fundamentally low standard of click bait, this article is subpar.

 

[Maggot]

So where is the down side to this? Not seeing one.......

California's GDP iw the 5th largest in the world. It would be catastrophic to the US economy.

Likely out of our hands unless Bruce Willis can invent some sort of huge platetonic staple to keep it all in one place.

 

[lead ƒarmer]

Hopefully everything west of the Cascades slides into the ocean. Make Oregon and Washington great again!

 

[hlee]

California's GDP iw the 5th largest in the world. It would be catastrophic to the US economy.

Built on Hollywood, porn, and disposable electronics. Meh...

 

[Jgault]

I think this was covered in Escape from LA, oddly enough when it comes to disasters or the earth being destroyed the only media entity that has covered every possibility is the scifi channel.

 

[Docsherm]

California's GDP iw the 5th largest in the world. It would be catastrophic to the US economy.

Likely out of our hands unless Bruce Willis can invent some sort of huge platetonic staple to keep it all in one place.

The GDP thing is a leftist lie tomake them look more important. It leaves out so many Variables. Most of that is a pass-through or based on the high level of inflation/COL that they have. It is also taking into account all of the Federal money that they never see.

Not getting into an economics lesson here. Will just say that no matter the cost, it would be well worth it.

 

[XLR308]

Its about time mother nature flushed the toiled, the west coast looks like the bathroom in a mexican truck stop.

 

[The D]

Everyone, make sure you get in your seat before the show starts. And bring me some milk duds!

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

So where is the down side to this? Not seeing one.......

The tsunami could be big enough to wash the filth to the good side of the Rockies.

 

[XLR308]

The tsunami could be big enough to wash the filth to the good side of the Rockies.

Im on the western slope, might be a good spot to set up some theater seating and charge admission.

 

[jb0311]

“Moistened crack”

 

[lariat]

So where is the down side to this? Not seeing one.......

They all get rescued and shipped to conservative states. And we go broke(r) trying to rebuild California instead of letting it go the way of saber tooth tigers caught in the tar pits.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Wait! won’t this cause global warming, rising of the oceans. We need to spend trillions of dollars to shore up this crack and save the world.

So, Traitor John Kerry can keep flying around the world in his private jet, al gore living in his private castle and Greta thorn-but sailing around on her diesel powered “sailing” yacht can all continue to preach to us how WE are destroying the world. (Due to our excessive use of pickup trucks, air conditioning and that destroyer or worlds, star systems and entire galaxies….the gas stove.)

 

[Maggot]

The GDP thing is a leftist lie tomake them look more important. It leaves out so many Variables. Most of that is a pass-through or based on the high level of inflation/COL that they have. It is also taking into account all of the Federal money that they never see.

Not getting into an economics lesson here. Will just say that no matter the cost, it would be well worth it.

Statistics can be made to say whatever the statistician wants them to. Regardless of the rank, it would mean catastrophic loss. Its not all porn and movie crap. Below is just the ag. Drive up through the central valley and note the cattle.

farmtogether.com › learn › blogCalifornia Farmland: The Largest Food Producer In The US​

Jul 27, 2022 · In 2020, the state shipped more than $20 billion of food, feed, and fiber overseas, accounting for approximately 16% of total US agricultural exports. While almonds, pistachios, dairy

 

[Threadcutter308]

Wait! won’t this cause global warming, rising of the oceans. We need to spend trillions of dollars to shore up this crack and save the world.

So, Traitor John Kerry can keep flying around the world in his private jet, al gore living in his private castle and Greta thorn-but sailing around on her diesel powered “sailing” yacht can all continue to preach to us how WE are destroying the world. (Due to our excessive use of pickup trucks, air conditioning and that destroyer or worlds, star systems and entire galaxies….the gas stove.)

With all the hubub about gas stoves, no one seems to be seeing the bigger picture. Gas furnaces for houses won't be far behind.

And, where is all of the extra electricity going to come from ? I think they've torn down more nuke plants than they've built in the last 30 years.....

 

[XLR308]

Statistics can be made to say whatever the statistician wants them to. Regardless of the rank, it would mean catastrophic loss. Its not all porn and movie crap. Below is just the ag. Drive up through the central valley and note the cattle.

farmtogether.com › learn › blogCalifornia Farmland: The Largest Food Producer In The US​

Jul 27, 2022 · In 2020, the state shipped more than $20 billion of food, feed, and fiber overseas, accounting for approximately 16% of total US agricultural exports. While almonds, pistachios, dairy

Were is all the water coming from for that agricultural success ?

 

[norcalAF]

Tell your mom to close her legs!

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

 

[Maggot]

Were is all the water coming from for that agricultural success ?

THe Coastal Range and the Sierra Nevada's, both of which got heavy snowpack this winter, though it would take years to fully reverse the drought.

The real problem is too many people trying to make a paradise out of a desert.

 

[XLR308]

Tell your mom to close her legs!

Tell your dad to close her legs !

 

[XLR308]

THe Coastal Range and the Sierra Nevada's, both of which got heavy snowpack this winter, though it would take years to fully reverse the drought.

The real problem is too many people trying to make a paradise out of a desert.

That snow pack will run off to were when it melts ?

 

[isofahunter]

Moistened Crack with Subduction!!! Is this still available???

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[akmike47]

Moistened with lube? Dammit now I want to fuck it.

 

[cas6969]

“Moistened crack”

At the bottom of the ocean, hard to believe.

 

[jb0311]

At the bottom of the ocean, hard to believe.

 

[n2ishun]

Daddy likes him some moistened crack

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Thread title of the day, winner for April.

Please let it fail when Joe visits Seattle to meet Trudeau and Macrone with Soros and Big Mike Obama for good measure. I'll give my winning Powerball ticket to God if it happens.

 

[XLR308]

Daddy likes him some moistened crack

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If everybody doesnt stop mentioning crack immediately we are going to have Hunter Biden sniffing around here.

 

[Maggot]

Thread title of the day, winner for April.

Please let it fail when Joe visits Seattle to meet Trudeau and Macrone with Soros and Big Mike Obama for good measure. I'll give my winning Powerball ticket to God if it happens.

Send me that winning ticket and I can make it happen.

 

[Docsherm]

They all get rescued and shipped to conservative states. And we go broke(r) trying to rebuild California instead of letting it go the way of saber tooth tigers caught in the tar pits.

I hear that NY lives to take in people.

 

[n2ishun]

If everybody doesnt stop mentioning crack immediately we are going to have Hunter Biden sniffing around here.

Moistened crack doesn't burn....he would have zero interest.

 

[XLR308]

Moistened crack doesn't burn....he would have zero interest.

Never underestimate a junkies desperation for more.
He might try drying it out by burning his kindegarden art work.

 

[theLBC]

i've been warning about cascadia being overdue for some time.
maybe i'll live long enough to be right?

 

[M4orturnate]

The GDP thing is a leftist lie tomake them look more important. It leaves out so many Variables. Most of that is a pass-through or based on the high level of inflation/COL that they have. It is also taking into account all of the Federal money that they never see.

Not getting into an economics lesson here. Will just say that no matter the cost, it would be well worth it.

mmeh.. You get what you pay for lol

 

[M4orturnate]

be nice if just the coastline disappeared then conservatives could get all those electoral votes

 

[502Chevelle]

What's the big deal? Just squirt some astroglide on it. Lots and lots of astroglide. Presto fixo.

 

[n2ishun]

What's the big deal? Just squirt some astroglide on it. Lots and lots of astroglide. Presto fixo.

Afroglide, spell it right.

 

[ManUtdManiac]

That would be great!!!

“If California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will….”

I will be chowing on popcorn and hoping that lefties don’t know how to swim!

Sirhr

You’d actually be fucked and speaking Chinese and eating bugs, on a good day that is.

Or do you think the brain trust in Mar-a-largo will step up and fill in the void of the loss of one of Earth’s biggest economies?

CA is home to crazy politics but also a massive enabler for the rest of the country. Besides, the Bay Area is where Bender gets to sample a smorgasbord of foreign manmeat. Have a care for him!