This question should start about a year long discussion, not to mention the distractions.
I carry dependent on the situation and clothing. A .45 ACP is preferred but sometimes that becomes a .380ACP. Have even carried a .22mag derringer!
A tooth pick in hand should be more useful than the seldge hammer you left home....
It would seem that, just like the last time this was posted, some people completely miss the point. Also, despite being posted more than once, this is still funny.