A Message of Hope and Joy on This Easter Eve!

Tucker301

Tucker301

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#1
Brought back from the +/- dead, from beneath a propane tank, or was it a wayward fatty left aimless in the wake of Shankster's departure?, his unholy spirit was not diminished, not broken, and remains as carefree and gay as ever, if not more so.

For a tragic event, my good people, can never bring to an end a power much greater than life itself!

Behold the miracle!

Behold the life!

BEHOLD THE BUNNY!!
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I can't believe Ralphie still has the PJs.

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#11
You bunch of sacrilegious fuckwits. Keep it up and I'll unleash a Bunny Leg Hump from hell on ya. Give ya what I like to refer as "The Jackrabbit Jack Hammer". It ain't pretty and only tickles at the beginning.
Happy Easter and may you get a basket of Balut !:cool:
 
#12
1J04 said:
You bunch of sacrilegious fuckwits. Keep it up and I'll unleash a Bunny Leg Hump from hell on ya. Give ya what I like to refer as "The Jackrabbit Jack Hammer". It ain't pretty and only tickles at the beginning.
Happy Easter and may you get a basket of Balut !:cool:
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Take it in the ass, bitch. Just kidding. Happy Blister.
 
#14
Not funny, at all. Glad you guys are amusing yourself though.

Some of us actually take Easter and the Resurrection of Jesus Christ seriously and don't regard it as fodder for "humor."

And if any feelings are hurt with this comment...too bad.
 
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#17
I'd post a safety pin, but then I remembered this is the Bear Pit.



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#18
Veer_G said:
The search party that went out looking for your sense of humor never did come back.
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Damn it, I am late as hell to the party but yea this shit is funny as hell. If you can't see that i feel so sorry for you.

Meaning i agree with Veer_G's comment

PS. Tucker you don't disappoint.
 
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#19
I drove by the local park a little while ago and saw them setting up for the annual Easter egg hunt for the little kids in the morning.
I now believe that The Shankster has shown up in my AO. Those were some Heavy Duty Honeys.
They were dropping Plastic eggs because none of them could bend over far enough to place a real egg anywhere without the shell shattering. Give them a pitch girls the kids will find them.
I have given up on the Easter Bunny after all of these years and now believe in the Easter Pigs. FM
 
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Amsdorf said:
Not funny, at all. Glad you guys are amusing yourself though.

Some of us actually take Easter and the Resurrection of Jesus Christ seriously and don't regard it as fodder for "humor."

And if any feelings are hurt with this comment...too bad.
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Exactly. If ANY feelings are hurt for ANY reason I can assure you that is not the intent and since you've been here for longer than a week, act like it. You know damn good and well there is NO malice intended here. You also know the weak are prayed upon in the animal kingdom mercilessly. Don't show weakness when unwarranted. ;)
 
#22
1J04, I could not agree more. If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen or in this case the fires of Hell. If your skin is thin then stay the fuck out of the Bear Pit.
Everyone, have a good egg day or whatever it is to you. Best Regards, FOUL Mike
 
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