A New Search For a Qualified Retreat Caretaker Couple/Family

[Hobo Hilton]

I have no dog in this fight. Just passing some info.
Hobo
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On behalf of one of my consulting clients, I’m again searching for a caretaker couple (or family) to live and work full-time at a ranch in northwestern Montana. The current caretaker family plans to move in June of 2023, to be closer to their family.

Searching For a Qualified Retreat Caretaker Couple/Family

Searching For a Qualified Retreat Caretaker Couple/Family. Both under age 45, physically fit, and normal body weight. Have U.S. Army or USMC experience.

survivalblog.com

 

[x2cross]

Good lord that's a long ridiculous list of requirements. But hey, its a free country.

 

[Lightning8]

I think that job description is from a book series on Amazon prime

 

[UKDslayer]

Sounds like current caretaker didn't get much of that fence done.

 

[stemikel]

That is one hell of a wish list.

 

[101st]

Aa a ex Navy SEAL I am offended that I don't make the grade

 

[diverdon]

The couple must be:

• Married for at least three years, in a strife-free and drug-free monogamous relationship.
• Be devoted Christians

There can't actually be a job. If it were for real a million lbgqt couples would be suing for the job. Most likely it's some scam to rip off applicants.

 

[BCP]

Most likely it's some scam to rip off applicants.

Naw it reads exactly like something a tinfoil nutter would come up with.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Looks like I’m moving to Montana

 

[HeavyAssault]

The couple must be:

• Married for at least three years, in a strife-free and drug-free monogamous relationship.
• Be devoted Christians

SO does this mean the couple is limited to missionary only?? Asking for a friend.....

 

[eca7891]

They missed circumcise.

Just sayin.

 

[babyguppy]

in a strife-free and drug-free monogamous relationship.
Love is a drug...
Strife free? what the hell,,, interview question, have you ever had a fight with your husband..
her - like with fists?

 

[BCP]

They missed circumcise.

Just sayin.

Blood type for organ donor compatibility
Eyesight (20/20 or better)
Willingness to sign over all current material possessions
Ability to make Kool-Aid in case we have to ride the comet

 

[Hobo Hilton]

From JW Rawles:

Several hours this past week were dedicated to evaluating resumes and phone interviews with candidates that are hoping to fill a retreat/ranch caretaker position, on behalf of one of my consulting clients. We are still seeking candidates, so if that job interests you, then please get your resume in. Preference will be given to military veterans with overseas deployment experience in any of the combat arms branches.

 

[chevy_man]

It's common.

They are asking the questions because they've had a couple that they had to fire because they fought and destroyed stuff constantly.

I've seen it happen. It's not uncommon.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

All this for 150 acres?

A full time caretaker for 150 acres is ridiculous, but I think this is some glowie shit. You send in the resume and they tell you that you're hired and then start trying to convince you to saw off your shotgun barrel before you get here because the bears up there are tricky.

 

[wvfarrier]

Sure seems sketchy as !@#$

 

[acudaowner]

gay

 

[Maggot]

I just went back and read the qualifications. sounds like they're setting up for Randy Weaver II.

I lived in NW Montana, a bit east of St. Ignatius, in the mountains, in a tent. Stunning country, the Mission Mountains and Flathead Valley.

Aside from that part or the country being far to cold for this nigga, I bet Uncle is screening everybody who reads the ad. We're all on a list.

 

[BCP]

All this for 150 acres?

A full time caretaker for 150 acres is ridiculous, but I think this is some glowie shit. You send in the resume and they tell you that you're hired and then start trying to convince you to saw off your shotgun barrel before you get here because the bears up there are tricky.

I dunno it reads like prepper dumbassery to me.

 

[MK20]

Lol. I fit that profile and might apply depending on the pay.

Living in that area would be a nice plus.

I think it is either for Rawles' own ranch or another one close by. He lives up in that area and I have met him before.

There are other, much better jobs for some,, but if you have the skills and want to live in MT instead of furthering your present career, it seems perfect.

 

[Alphatreedog]

How bout this family ?

 

[Bigfatcock]

Fuck that shit.

 

[Docsherm]

Do any of you know who James Rawles is?

It is probably a set up for his next book. Willing to bet a book waver is included.

James Wesley Rawles - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Alphatreedog]

Who had family hired as caretakers ?

 

[chevy_man]

All this for 150 acres?

A full time caretaker for 150 acres is ridiculous, but I think this is some glowie shit. You send in the resume and they tell you that you're hired and then start trying to convince you to saw off your shotgun barrel before you get here because the bears up there are tricky.

Rich people.

It's common to hire a caretaker because they're gone often. I have worked on places where the owners have a caretaker for 30 acres and 2 horses.
They typically have a cottage for them, and expect them to do the standard farm chores.

They'll have a housekeeper and hire contractors to fix damn near anything.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Rich people.

It's common to hire a caretaker because they're gone often. I have worked on places where the owners have a caretaker for 30 acres and 2 horses.
They typically have a cottage for them, and expect them to do the standard farm chores.

They'll have a housekeeper and hire contractors to fix damn near anything.

Rich people have been around since Biblical times.
I like rich people. Might not be good to live in a country, like Africa, where everyone is poor.

 

[babyguppy]

Rich people have been around since Biblical times.
I like rich people. Might not be good to live in a country, like Africa, where everyone is poor.

there's rich people in Africa, except the rich control and own everything and the poor are a result of this cultural.
Rich people/Elites have always hated the middle class. The middle class is a threat on the elites way of living. The middle class are intelligent, investment savy, and through hard work and investing, are at competition with the elate. A middle-class person can become Rich.
An elite person loves serfdom. (which is what the WEF wants to recreate all over the world. Serfs can't leave and have to work to eat. All profits go to the elite, the elite own everything, and the elite don't have to work, just sit around and fk everyone and everything.
The middle class is a direct threat on the elite. Hence why the elite are destroying the middle class in America.

 

[Hobo Hilton]

there's rich people in Africa, except the rich control and own everything and the poor are a result of this cultural.
Rich people/Elites have always hated the middle class. The middle class is a threat on the elites way of living. The middle class are intelligent, investment savy, and through hard work and investing, are at competition with the elate. A middle-class person can become Rich.
An elite person loves serfdom. (which is what the WEF wants to recreate all over the world. Serfs can't leave and have to work to eat. All profits go to the elite, the elite own everything, and the elite don't have to work, just sit around and fk everyone and everything.
The middle class is a direct threat on the elite. Hence why the elite are destroying the middle class in America.

Their plan

 

[BCP]

Rich people.

It's common to hire a caretaker because they're gone often. I have worked on places where the owners have a caretaker for 30 acres and 2 horses.
They typically have a cottage for them, and expect them to do the standard farm chores.

They'll have a housekeeper and hire contractors to fix damn near anything.

When I was in college that was my living situation, I had a room over a barn and did the random maintenance and fixing stuff for the owner who rented out horse stalls to yuppies. They had maybe 40 acres. There was a married couple living in another little cabin as well who did other chores. Horses take a lot of work and the lazy ass yuppie woman owners never wanted to do the hour of brushing and stuff before putting the saddle on and riding in a circle for 30mins.

 

[Maggot]

When I was in college that was my living situation, I had a room over a barn and did the random maintenance and fixing stuff for the owner who rented out horse stalls to yuppies. They had maybe 40 acres. There was a married couple living in another little cabin as well who did other chores. Horses take a lot of work and the lazy ass yuppie woman owners never wanted to do the hour of brushing and stuff before putting the saddle on and riding in a circle for 30mins.

It shouldnt, but it does kind of offend me, when I see real estate adds saying "3/4 acre horse property." Especially out west. Once you put a house, shed, corral and stable on it, That isnt enough for a horse in the east where there's lots of grass unless you feed it a ton of hay, which isnt os good for them as they need to graze.. Out west, forget it.

 

[Cardboard55]

"wanted: one dozen 18-23 y/o cooing, writhing, ample-bosomed, cheerleaders to assist with household chores. Must speak at least two words ("yes" and "wheeeee"). Must hate wearing clothes. Free use of hot tub."

 

[Bigfatcock]

"wanted: one dozen 18-23 y/o cooing, writhing, ample-bosomed, cheerleaders to assist with household chores. Must speak at least two words ("yes" and "wheeeee"). Must hate wearing clothes. Free use of hot tub."

I’d charge to use the hot tub.

 

[acudaowner]

nu nu and puk puk build you a resort get away in the woods .

 

[CaptNkllm]

It's common.

They are asking the questions because they've had a couple that they had to fire because they fought and destroyed stuff constantly.

I've seen it happen. It's not uncommon.

Obviously they weren't Christians lol.

What kind of Cult is this? I might be interested but Im over 40, married to long, Have an assortment of prescribed drugs, Have bavk and neck issues

But on the plus side the wife and I dont fight... We barely talk


Just kidding

 

[Maggot]

nu nu and puk puk build you a resort get away in the woods .

I wonder if it will keep the cobras out?

 

[101st]

How bout this family ?
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I believe they were disqualified for having fell short of the six Afghanistan deployments and 400 confirmed kills needed to meet the minimum requirements.

 

[Cardboard55]

I wonder if it will keep the cobras out?

(Lyrics if you be jamming https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/5837735/Elephant's+Memory/Mongoose)

 

[supercorndogs]

Ohio man convicted for three murders in Craigslist job ad killings | CNN

An Ohio jury Tuesday convicted a 53-year-old man for killing three men who had answered a Craigslist ad for work on a cattle farm.

www.cnn.com

 

[xsn10s]

Do any of you know who James Rawles is?

It is probably a set up for his next book. Willing to bet a book waver is included.

James Wesley Rawles - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[cas6969]

Wanted: Volunteer slave willing to die for me. Must promise not to kill me first when the balloon goes up. Must have wife of childbearing age to help me repopulate.

 

[greg1147]

I'm 75 and do all that shit now why would I want to go do it for some one else, show me the money.

 

[hlee]

“Normal body type?” Is he looking for chunky or a real porker? I’m not sure that the author of the list understands the meaning of the word ‘normal…’

 

[BCP]

I'm 75 and do all that shit now why would I want to go do it for some one else, show me the money.

At 75 your skin is too leathery to make anything out of and you probably taste like Costco hotdogs and New Balance shoes.

 

[Maggot]

At 75 your skin is too leathery to make anything out of and you probably taste like Costco hotdogs and New Balance shoes.

What skin? You mean that onion skin stuff that tears if I look at it?

 

[458win]

Happily married deployed military man?

He must be on the good stuff if he thinks that is achievable.

 

[NoDopes]

Embed a tracking gif image in the email back to them.. You'll find this is a Nigerian identity theft ring. There is no such ranch.

 

[greg1147]

At 75 your skin is too leathery to make anything out of and you probably taste like Costco hotdogs and New Balance shoes.

Leathery yes, Costco dogs-no, New Balance-no, beef or chicken, Merrill's and my last pair of made in USA Oakley's.