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[THEIS]

Hi,

Holy shit....if you name your daughter Abcde then how in the hell do you think you can get upset at anyone making fun of her name?
You need to be mad and be sueing yourself, not looking to file suit against airline.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom...licly-mocking-5-year-olds-name-131855912.html

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Mwalex]

Well, there is another scared child in the making.

 

[Fig]

 

[Fig]

 

[2ndamendfan]

Dear miss Abcde,
They are not laughing at you. They are laughing at you mother, she is a dumbass.

While our daughter does have a somewhat unique name, it was thought out fully and can't be made fun of in any really way.
I can't really tell this story as well in a typed version but I will try.
Grandma was a nurse for 35 years. In the 80's a lady had twins and had no idea on names. She came back 2 days latter with names.
Pronounced (as best as I can) Or-angelo and Lem-on-gelo
Grandma claimed she spelled it just like it said on the box in the ladies pantry. Orange-jello and Lemon-jello.

 

[powdahound76]

Or Shithead, pronounced Shi-theed

Or La-A pronounced Ladasha.

Real stuff you see working in the ER.

 

[Spblademaker]

Wife deals with all the morons naming their kids (most of whom we all pay for). One of her favorites was “Clamydia”. Felt compelled to tell “idiot of the year” what that word was. And remember, these people vote.

 

[Maser]

 

[Maser]

 

[FS1]

 

[Lonestar1027]

I guarantee that Mom claims to own her own business that looks awfully similar to a pyramid scheme

 

[THEIS]

Or Shithead, pronounced Shi-theed

Or La-A pronounced Ladasha.

Real stuff you see working in the ER.

Hi,

I am so white that I will admit it took me a few times looking at La-A and trying to figure out how it was pronounced Ladasha...well either so white or a little slow on certain things.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Veer_G]

Having kept her name free of consonants would have made for a less stressful existence, I'm sure.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Some countries eliminated this by having an approved book of names that you can call your kid.
Pick one and that's it.

Hence why one of my sisters is officially a different first name than what everybody has always called her.

 

[Mwalex]

Hi,

I am so white that I will admit it took me a few times looking at La-A and trying to figure out how it was pronounced Ladasha...well either so white or a little slow on certain things.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[2ndamendfan]

Hi,

I am so white that I will admit it took me a few times looking at La-A and trying to figure out how it was pronounced Ladasha...well either so white or a little slow on certain things.

Sincerely,
Theis

I still don't see how you get there??

 

[MosesTheTank]

I believe that phonetically the mothers name is I'm-so-fucking-retarded-I-failed-my-year-long-audition-as-an-assistant-crack-whore-in-a-Somali-pirate-camp.

 

[QuickNDirty]

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That's pretty bad...

 

[Mike Casselton]

I still don't see how you get there??

Pronounce the hyphen as DASH...

 

[2ndamendfan]

Pronounce the hyphen as DASH...

I need a drink!!!

 

[Maser]

Pronounce the hyphen as DASH...

Rainbow Dash?

 

[LeftyJason]

I still don't see how you get there??

Or as I heard it. "The dash don' be silent."

Make sure you get the finger waving and body shaking in there as well.

 

[Mwalex]

Pronounce the hyphen as DASH...

WTF?! I could not figure that out!!

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

My sister in law used to work in neonatal intensive care, and she used to tell some of the names that came through there.
Rashitta comes to mind.

 

[Bender]

I guarantee that Mom claims to own her own business that looks awfully similar to a pyramid scheme

Hahaha!!!!

“......but if you get 15 people to work under you..... you’ll never have to work again!”

 

[buffalowinter]

I believe that phonetically the mothers name is I'm-so-fucking-retarded-I-failed-my-year-long-audition-as-an-assistant-crack-whore-in-a-Somali-pirate-camp.

"Assistant"...Beats "Crack Whore Intern"

 

[Barneybdb]

The kicker is at the end of the article – According to the Social Security Administration database, 328 children were named Abcde between 1990 and 2013 in the US

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

That was the first thing that came to my mind.

 

[Spblademaker]

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And ask them what the mark is after the “a” and they will tell you “it’s a high comma” and not an apostrophe.

 

[Mike Casselton]

And ask them what the mark is after the “a” and they will tell you “it’s a high comma” and not an apostrophe.

High comma don't be so hard to say

 

[Spblademaker]

??‍

 

[Mike Casselton]

The morning news had a segment on the "situation" this morning.
They say the name is pronounced Ab-cee-dee. They also confirmed the 4200 others with stupid fucking parents.

 

[Maser]

I say we need to lower the age of when a kid is legally allowed to change their name.

 

[Bantam1]

My buddy is a teacher in the Los Angeles area. He had a La-A in his class. While trying to pronounce her name for roll call the first day she said "It's Ladasha, my mom's creative". I guess it is a more common name than I realized...

 

[FS1]

My son always complained because I named him Buster Hymen. Did that make me a bad parent?

 

[hic28]

Three sistas I went to high school with were named Stormy, Misty & Starry Knight.

 

[sht4brnz]

Misohi: me so high, parents were hippies
Shithead: Shi thed
La-Era: Ladashera

Way more common than i ever imagined, scary

 

[34vld]

What I think is funny is that no one has noticed that the E in ABCDE is silent. I bet her mom is cracking up over that little detail.