Maggie’s AIDS Doctor

[Foul Mike]

There was a Dude that went to the Dr. as he wasn't feeling well.
The Dr. order up a bunch of tests and had them run then called The Dude back in for a consultation.
Dude; What is wrong Doc?
Dr. You have AIDS. and here is what I want you to do,
! Go to Tiajuana and when you get there drink a quart of tap water, doesn't matter where you get it but drink at least a quart.
2 Go to the nearest taco vendor and eat at least 6 tacos and some salad too.
3. Go to the nearest cantina and have some burritos and enchilades with hot sauce, the hotter the better and drink at least 6 Cervesas and another quart of tap water then go home.
Dude: Does that cure AIDS?
Dr. No, But it will show you what your asshole is for.

 

[Thumper580]

I just blew pepsi out of my nose!!!! Excellent.

 

[Maser]

I have that same feeling after eating a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell!

 

[Guest]

Bwaaaahahahaha

 

[1J04]

I have that same feeling after eating a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell!

Right after an all night marathon of Butt Darts I'm sure.

 

[168BTHPM]

What's the first symptom of aids? ......... A pounding sensation in your ass

What's the best way to keep from catching aids?................... Sit down and keep your mouth shut.

 

[1J04]

And again, how'd it get from the East Coast to the West Coast? In the rear end of a Hudson........