An Explanation of Assault Rifles

[Centuriator]

Very well done!!!

The Bee Explains: Assault Rifles

If we're going to discuss guns in this country, it's important that we know what we're talking about first and foremost. That's why we consulted the on-staff gun experts at hundreds of different news outlets across the country. We compiled their hands-on experience and book knowledge on guns...

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[candyx]

Hard to believe a musket was an " Assault Rifle" way back when, but they were never banned or thought as evil guns. The British tried to confiscate them and they wound up on the wrong side of the grass, Patriotism at its best. The Framers how brilliant writing 2A knowing weapons would change through out history the fore sight on those gentlemen to pen the phase " The Right to Bear Arms"

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[Aries256]

Dont forget the chainsaw bayonet.plus other scary mods that make libtards piss themselves. ?

 

[LeftyJason]

I enjoyed these.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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I enjoyed these.

Is that Death Star attachment 20MOA?

 

[LeftyJason]

Is that Death Star attachment 20MOA?

Has to be 40 moa at least. And definitely NOT 12 mil. It is Imperial after all.

 

[hermosabeach]

an assault weapon is any gun you can scare someone with......


Sniper Rifles are next




Why do you need a sniper scope to shoot a deer or duck?

 

[Aries256]

an assault weapon is any gun you can scare someone with......


Sniper Rifles are next




Why do you need a sniper scope to shoot a deer or duck?

*growls*

 

[hollowoutadime]

Hard to believe a musket was an " Assault Rifle" way back when, but they were never banned or thought as evil guns. The British tried to confiscate them and they wound up on the wrong side of the grass, Patriotism at its best. The Framers how brilliant writing 2A knowing weapons would change through out history the fore sight on those gentlemen to pen the phase " The Right to Bear Arms"View attachment 7178360

I didn't know they had color photography back then.

 

[buffalowinter]

Pistol with assault rifle attachement

S&W J frame with assault rifle attachment (this is a real thing, I shit you not)

No one needs one of these...it made only to kill

 

[Centuriator]

Assault Weapon Rifles do not work without bayonets on them.

 

[Switchblade]

Liberals say the forefathers had no high capacity guns. They forget about revolving and stationary volley guns with 5 to 8 barrels, and they forget about the precursor to the gatling gun, the Puckle gun, another 'volley' weapon.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

They should be mandated to use ink pen and parchment. No cell phone or interviews on TV.......

Liberals say the forefathers had no high capacity guns. They forget about revolving and stationary volley guns with 5 to 8 barrels, and they forget about the precursor to the gatling gun, the Puckle gun, another 'volley' weapon.

 

[lawofsavage]

What would have been harder to imagine, a gun that holds more ammo and shoots faster … very natural progression lol

OR

The internet and ...

the reach and access that main stream media has into almost every household in the US and the influence that goes along with that

 

[Aries256]

libtards just prove day in and day out what pathetic pussies they are. “Oh its so scary looking we must ban it” then again these are the same useless pansies, adults at that, that needed teddy bears, and cry rooms because cankles lost. ? That banned clapping because it might trigger someone ?. These morons would fucked if shit were to hit the fan. A invasion, natural disaster, etc. They would cower in their mom’s basement sucking their thumbs, hell they probably do that when the mailman comes ?. The scary thing........ is Im surrounded by them ? help.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

They should be mandated to use ink pen and parchment. No cell phone or interviews on TV.......

If only one or more of the Republican officials actually get the balls to propose this into a new bill...

Okay, magazine restrictions and capacity regulations because "the Founders only had muskets"... That should apply to the libtards who propose the gun control bills too. From now on, they should only be limited to the technology that the Founders had. No electronics or Internet. Parchment, ink and quill, and paper broadsides taped to trees and city buildings. Such a bill will most likely fail, but it will show the libtards that we are learning, adapting, and responding to them.

Doolittle's tiny fleet of B-25s did not do much damage to Imperial Japan's fearsome arsenal in 1942, but it scared the living shit out of the Japanese war planners, who thought that their defenses were absolutely impenetrable...

 

[Ken Burton]

You can't forget the panels on the gate at the Army-AF base in Washington being scary, It must SUCK to be that DUMB, They want it changed to Birds of some sort.

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

I didn't know they had color photography back then.

I suspect - like most "historical" photographs - it has been colorized.

The really tough part was getting them to stand still long enough for the plate to be exposed.

From internet research - "Though early daguerreotype images required an exposure of around twenty minutes, by the early 1840s it had been reduced to about twenty seconds. "

How would you like to stand still for "around twenty minutes" for the exposure - while somebody up on the hill was shooting at you?

 

[marc.]

S&W J frame with assault rifle attachment (this is a real thing, I shit you not)
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This was a marketing joke... They actually said “EASY DO-IT-YOURSELF HOME CONVERSION REQUIRES ONLY FLAT BLADE SCREWDRIVER, TIG WELDER, DRILL PRESS AND 5-AXIS CNC MACHINE.”

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[OldSalty]

Weapons do not commit assault (verb). People do.

Other objects that are commonly used to commit assaults:

Assault bat
Assault truck/car
Assault knife
Assault fists/feet
Assault hammers
Assault brick/rock
Assault stick

Fn crazy.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If only one or more of the Republican officials actually get the balls to propose this into a new bill...

The repukian party is just the right wing of the same bird. They will spout all kinds of bullshit and wave their NRA "A+" rating like they are a float in the Macy's Parade. But will stab you in the back in a heartbeat under the guise of "compromise".
Them actually finding a spine and standing up for the people is not going to happen.
There's several veterans from the recent past that have been elected. I see them on the news ,fox mainly, spouting the right thing but their actions?? Haven't heard nor seen them.
I am sure they were taught that it's party first or you're out of here.