Maggie’s Angela Merkel

[RTS]

Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German", she replies.

"Occupation?"
"Not this time, just here for a few days."

 

[Alaskaman11]

Re: Angela Merkel

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RTS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German", she replies.

"Occupation?"
"Not this time, just here for a few days."
</div></div>

Now that's goddamn funny!

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Re: Angela Merkel

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Now that's goddamn funny!</div></div>

Yes,,, it is!

 

[InsidetheStorm]

Re: Angela Merkel

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (perfect opportunity to type in caps)

 

[Ol' RD]

Re: Angela Merkel

LOL! Somehow I don't think I will be using that one with my German colleagues. Some would roll laughing, others would take offense. Some people just can't take a joke.

 

[Mike]

Re: Angela Merkel

ROFLMAO!

 

[SurgeonPredator]

Re: Angela Merkel

Good one!

Here's another:

A group of strange people walk into a downtown bar. An easterner, a homo, a cripple and an asian. The barkeeper asks: "Who the hell are you guys?

The easterner lady says: "We are the German government!"

 

[ArmaHeavy]

Re: Angela Merkel

Beer, and wet t-shirt contests? In a bar?

Nope. Just a meeting with the German Chancellor.

 

[CoCaDoRi]

Re: Angela Merkel

Ha! Her family makes a fine scattergun as well... ;-)