Another church massacre twarted this moring by armed parishiners in Burnet, TX.

[TexPatriot]

This is just blocks from where I eat breakfast sometimes.

Two 'dark skinned males, one wearing a Muslim turbine' tried to block a church exit with a rock. Armed church goers weren't having it. Shots were fired and one 'dark skinned male' exited a white van brandishing an AR15 before fleeing north.

Burnet County Police Search for Two Suspects in Attempted Shooting at EpiCenter Church

On Sunday October 6, 2024, at approximately 1033 hours Deputies with the Burnet County Sheriff’s Office responded to the Church at the Epicenter located at 2401 N US 281 Burnet, Burnet County, TX 78611 in reference of a check welfare due to an unknown 911 call. According to BCSO dispatch, a male...

channel2now.com

Austin's news channel also covered it but of course left out the description of the two terrorists.

 

[gamboolman]

Glad the Church Security Team Member was alert and engaged them before they had a chance to get sat up. Well done sir !

But it is sad that this type of behavior is happening in our Country.

I hope the perpetrators are caught and interrogated.

 

[Redlion]

Good outcome. Unfortunately, this will not be the last attack.

 

[fdkay]

Was it a marine turbine, or an aircraft one?

 

[Rookie]

I spoke to a good church going buddy of mine that lives in Burnet and he said that the initial report was a Muslim looking man placing a large rock to block an exit door to the church and when he was spotted he ran back towards the van where there was another Muslim looking man with some type of rifle with extended magazine and so the church goer opened fire. I guess that peaceful religion was planning a mass murder of christians today.

 

[Ric O'shay]

A "Good Outcome" would include two dead and a white van on fire.

 

[c1steve]

I spoke to a good church going buddy of mine that lives in Burnet and he said that the initial report was a Muslim looking man placing a large rock to block an exit door to the church and when he was spotted he ran back towards the van where there was another Muslim looking man with some type of rifle with extended magazine and so the church goer opened fire. I guess that peaceful religion was planning a mass murder of christians today.

Yes, most likely recent immigrants bringing their religion with them, ready to subjugate the heathen.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Democrats all over the world are attacking Christians and Jews and burning their places of worship. Over 100 churches in Canada and hundreds in France including Notre Dame.

Democrats are basically evil.

 

[Redlion]

A "Good Outcome" would include two dead and a white van on fire.

That would be an "appropriate outcome." No dead Americans is a good outcome.

 

[TexPatriot]

Was it a marine turbine, or an aircraft one?

Probably wearing just an attic turbine. It was 90 degrees up here today.

 

[Barry Lougheed]

Rick, What the hell do you have against the white van?

 

[Ric O'shay]

Long story

 

[TexPatriot]

Democrats all over the world are attacking Christians and Jews and burning their places of worship. Over 100 churches in Canada and hundreds in France including Notre Dame.

Democrats are basically evil.

A Jew I went to high school with called me today. He said he went to an indoor range and rented a supressed Uzi. He now wants to know where he could buy one.

I told him I didn't know, but if he finds one be prepared to bring his Capital One card. Plus he's going to need some stamps. He's a Hillary/Obama/Obiden/Harris supporter who stays glued to CNN and says I'm a conspiracy theorist because I say the 2020 election was stolen.

He also blamed me personally for the Columbine massacre when it happened because I owned ARs.

Now, it appears he's scared for his safety.

 

[Snipe260]

Glad the Church Security Team Member was alert and engaged them before they had a chance to get sat up. Well done sir !

But it is sad that this type of behavior is happening in our Country.

I hope the perpetrators are caught and incenerated!

Fixed

 

[TexPatriot]

Yes, most likely recent immigrants bringing their religion with them, ready to subjugate the heathen.

Or putting card readers in the local gas pumps. Thats the only time those turds come up here.

 

[ironman56]

I'm inclined to call BS on this one ,no evidence to backup those claims with all the security cameras and dash cams and everyone having a cellphone camera these days what are the chances of no videio of said mini van , sounds a little fishy to me .

 

[Sean the Nailer]

A Jew I went to high school with called me today. He said he went to an indoor range and rented a supressed Uzi. He now wants to know where he could buy one.

I told him I didn't know, but if he finds one be prepared to bring his Capital One card. Plus he's going to need some stamps. He's a Hillary/Obama/Obiden/Harris supporter who stays glued to CNN and says I'm a conspiracy theorist because I say the 2020 election was stolen.

He also blamed me personally for the Columbine massacre when it happened because I owned ARs.

Now, it appears he's scared for his safety.

tell him to call the demoncratic party, and ask them how to go about obtaining one. He likes them so much, and the way they do things....

 

[Pharmseller]

A Jew invented the Uzi, correct?

Props.




P

 

[Numb_Skull]

Bringing a rock to church is illegal because Cain stoned Abel? What was the issue here?

 

[pmclaine]

When I trained at Sig I recall people in class saying there reason for being there was that they were security at their church and wanted to be proficient.

The one dude that comes to mind traveled from GA.

Good for them.

 

[EddieNFL]

A Jew I went to high school with called me today. He said he went to an indoor range and rented a supressed Uzi. He now wants to know where he could buy one.

I told him I didn't know, but if he finds one be prepared to bring his Capital One card. Plus he's going to need some stamps. He's a Hillary/Obama/Obiden/Harris supporter who stays glued to CNN and says I'm a conspiracy theorist because I say the 2020 election was stolen.

He also blamed me personally for the Columbine massacre when it happened because I owned ARs.

Now, it appears he's scared for his safety.

Why does he have your phone number?

 

[TexPatriot]

When I trained at Sig I recall people in class saying there reason for being there was that they were security at their church and wanted to be proficient.

The one dude that comes to mind traveled from GA.

Good for them.

Not long ago, some old methbilly tried to break in through a locked back door of a cell phone store right down the road from where this happened yesterday. He was confronted by armed customers inside and held at gunpoint until the local PD could take him away.

I like my town.

 

[reelserious]

Wrong state to try that shit in

 

[TexPatriot]

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Why does he have your phone number?

He's had it for twenty + years. We were once good friends.

 

[TexPatriot]

Bringing a rock to church is illegal because Cain stoned Abel? What was the issue here?

Screen name checks out.

 

[TexPatriot]

Here's a more in depth story by Austin based news, minus the part they were dark skinned and one was wearing a Muslim turbine.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/burnet-church-incident/

 

[Inifinty]

Every podunk town has license plate readers now. I guess not this one.

Good on the alert security. Next time may they hit just below the turbine.

 

[oneshot86]

Not long ago, some old methbilly tried to break in through a locked back door of a cell phone store right down the road from where this happened yesterday. He was confronted by armed customers inside and held at gunpoint until the local PD could take him away.

I like my town.

Yes sir, great thinking people share your town

 

[EddieNFL]

He's had it for twenty + years. We were once good friends.

Don't know if that's sad, disappointing or just to be expected. I remembering having friends who were democrats. Seems they just drifted away.

 

[91Eunozs]

FFS everybody…

Turbine:

Turban:

…though if it was really an islamist (assuming this event actually occurred), it was more than likely a keffiyeh:

Thanks in advance from your local chapter of pedantic grammar nazis.

 

[anon]

Veer does not approve the choice of images.

 

[91Eunozs]

Veer does not approve the choice of images.

Dunno…. Random image grabs from the interwebs. Will snip and do a direct upload to avoid any redirect issues.

 

[TexPatriot]

FFS everybody…

Turbine:

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Turban:

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…though if it was really an islamist (assuming this event actually occurred), it was more than likely a keffiyeh:

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Thanks in advance from your local chapter of pedantic grammar nazis.

Thank you, 91Eunozs.

I had an ex like that, that would correct every intentional tongue-in-cheek mis-use of a word that everyone else thought was funny. She was a real blast to have around.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Wearing a turbine on your head is always a giveaway. It's way more powerful than one of those old school hats with a propeller on top. They must have modernized their religion.

 

[91Eunozs]

Thank you, 91Eunozs.

I had an ex like that, that would correct every intentional tongue-in-cheek mis-use of a word that everyone else thought was funny. She was a real blast to have around.

I admit… I am a bit slow sometimes!

 

[91Eunozs]

Wearing a turbine on your head is always a giveaway. It's way more powerful than one of those old school hats with a propeller on top. They must have modernized their religion.

Ah, yes… The old turbine turban.

 

[TexPatriot]

Wearing a turbine on your head is always a giveaway. It's way more powerful than one of those old school hats with a propeller on top. They must have modernized their religion.

Harbor Freight Muslim Turbine head cooler.

 

[dttheliman]

Wearing a turbine on your head is always a giveaway. It's way more powerful than one of those old school hats with a propeller on top. They must have modernized their religion.

Aah the old gag about pull start v push start Indians starts surfacing

 

[ironman56]

I was right, Burnet county sheriff's office just released a statement, the church incident was a hoax ,the caller has been arrested for making a false statement and other charges are pending , fucking goober.

 

[Downtown]

Dunno…. Random image grabs from the interwebs. Will snip and do a direct upload to avoid any redirect issues.

I'm not sure he was referring to a redirect issue. You remember Veer, our resident Sikh, of course. I think he meant Veer would take offense on a Sikh image being used in this Ialamic terrorist thread. Though Veer did have a wicked sense of humor.

 

[TexPatriot]

I was right, Burnet county sheriff's office just released a statement, the church incident was a hoax ,the caller has been arrested for making a false statement and other charges are pending , fucking goober.

I was in HEB in Marble Falls around 2:30 and there were four MF police cars parked outside the entry with cops stationed at both entrances. I asked one what was going on, were they looking for Muslims.

He resonded "Looking for Muslims??"

I said "Yeah, after yesterday morning at the church in Burnet."

He said, "Oh, yeah, I heard something about that."

There were more local cops and DPS in Burnet yesterday morning than you could stir with a stick.

 

[lariat]

“A real waste of assets”: Church safety member fabricated story about would-be shooters, Burnet Sheriff says

The Burnet County Sheriff’s Office says on Oct. 6, at around 10:30 a.m., deputies were sent to the Church at the Epicenter in reference to a welfare check after an unknown 911 call.

www.kwtx.com

 

[Ronws]

I have the turbine question resolved. It has been staring us in the face, so to speak, for decades.

It is a means of conveyance, some type of train.

"My uncle has a country place that no one knows about.
He says it used to be a farm before the motor law.

On Sundays when I elude the eyes and hop a turbine freight
to far outside the wire where my white-haired uncle waits..."

So sang Geddy Lee in "Red Barchetta."

You are welcome, internet.

 

[buffalowinter]

Turns out the whole story was made up. The "safety officer" who reported the "attack" has been arrested and charged with two felonies and a misdemeanor.

 

[Rookie]

So why the made up story? Was any of it true? Dis he actually shoot at all? Trying to impress a girl?

 

[91Eunozs]

Turns out the whole story was made up. The "safety officer" who reported the "attack" has been arrested and charged with two felonies and a misdemeanor.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he was messin’ around with his pistol and had a ND, and then when folks came running out to see what was happening, he panicked and made up the bullshit story. I guess we’ll find out in due course.

 

[buffalowinter]

So why the made up story? Was any of it true? Dis he actually shoot at all? Trying to impress a girl?

Saw the Sheriff give a brief press conference and didn't mention why or motive, only the charges...false report and two others I can't remember.

 

[TexPatriot]

Turns out the whole story was made up. The "safety officer" who reported the "attack" has been arrested and charged with two felonies and a misdemeanor.

So instead of being small town hero that saved the church from terrorists, he's now a felon and will lose his job at Winkley's Hardware?

What a dufas.

Church at The Epicenter Senior Leader Kyle ByrdByrd posted on his social media that their team “intercepted a team of jihadists seeking to enter our facility with a ‘large caliber rifle with a banana clip.'”

 

[akmike47]

The fuck? Lol

 

[Ronws]

Judging from the booking photo, we now have confirmation that they do stack dumbass that high.