A humorous story regarding arrowheads and my house site:
My wife and her family are Choctaw. The tribe has a great program that assists with the placement of water/septic lines for card-carrying members building on 'tribal land'. Essentially they get money from the Feds to dig lines to new house builds...free of charge to the resident.
Of course this means that the Feds have to send a team out to every new site to "check" to make sure that they aren't going to build on an archeological discovery site...whatever. so this "team" consisting of two fat bitches comes out and proceeds to do all this sample digging in my arrowhead making camp. Of course, they find significant evidence that there's an archeological significance to this area...and they shut down the program where the tribe assists in digging my water/sewage lines.
After a drawn out debate over several days, the tribe sends out some big whig representatives, plus a state team, and those two fat fed bitches...we all meet at my house site one afternoon.
It is at the point where I'm halfway through a rant in front of all of them about my house NOT being on an archeological site that I literally step on a perfectly preserved arrowhead as im showing them around...thus ending my argument
. It couldn't have been more perfectly timed if I tried.
Fat fed bitches say something to the point if shutting down my house build compmetely until they fully excavate the area...so I show them exactly where they'll be buried, and the equipment that I have to do it with...kind of abruptly ends all conversation and turns the environment wierd. Whatever, screw them. It's Oklahoma for crying out loud...you can't piss out here without watering an ancient burial ground. Within 90 seconds, state and fed reps are back in their cars and leaving my property.
Never saw it heard from the fed bitches after they got in their car. The tribal head honcho representative was friendly enough for me being a whitey. He didn't authorize my lines getting dug because it would have been a non-funded tribal expense, but I did get my septic tank and lines for free. Three days on a borrowed track hoe and I dug them myself.
I keep that arrowhead separately displayed on a bookshelf, just for the story that it allows me to tell...