Before Rob gets on here and starts talking shit, here is the real story.....
Ok so no shit there I was....<---Thats how all good stories start.
TeppoKa invites me to hunt in Arky two years ago, but I couldn't make it. Last June we start working out the details and made it happen.
After a 13 hour drive I finally get to deer camp with Rob. We get a few hours sleep and get on the stands by 6AM. "I'm putting you on the honey hole, Brah", Rob says to me. I'm friggin geeked because I haven't been on a real hunt in several years. I didn't see a thing, but hear Robs 300WSM bark at about 8AM. He rolls up on the quad with a small Doe. "WTF is that?" I asked. "Lunch" he replied. Sure enough we had Tenderloin and Backstraps at Noon, yummy.
This would be a good place to stop and point out that Rob is so damn Fat because the bastard is a gourmet chef with wild game! He made a kick ass Elk chili one night, he tried to claim the recipe his own. But, upon further thought he knew if EHG found he was plagurizing he would kick his ass...
Back out that afternoon and He puts me on another honey hole, don't see shit, but here the WSM bark again. Yeah, he is really setting me up for success!
Day 2 I see nothing, again. Rob shoots another Doe. Nice fatty, too! By now he is feeling pretty much like shit. I'm happy to just be there, but here he is "guiding" me and he is the only one shooting. LOL! At this point I make him take a couple pictures of me so that I can prove to my wife that I really did go hunting.
<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="font-weight: bold"><--Me hunting</span></span>
Day 3 I tell Rob, "You know I'm not going to see anything until tonight. Last day of the hunt and you and your Arkansas deer are going to make me wait until the bitter end!". Sure enough we stay in the woods all day, 15 minute lunch at the truck then back to the stands. I don't see shit all day.
He puts me on his last honey hole at about 2:30 and at 3:00 here they come. Shot the Doe at 3 and the buck at 4:15. I decided to sit a little longer and go for a third. Then I hear that damn WSM, again.... Well I knew there would be no more room on the quad, so that wrapped it up.
After this photo we went down and got Robs buck. Loaded him up and there we were, 2 rednecks with 3 deer piled up on a quad. I am sure it was a damn sight to see.
Here's Robs biggun...
It was a kick ass week all said and done. I have not been that relaxed and had such a good time in forever. No Cell phone, no internet, no television, no radio. Nothing! Hunted all day, sat by the woodstove at night. I will be back next year Rob, you can count on it!
The final score was Rob 4, Rick 2. The freezer is full! Back straps anyone?
So if he starts talking shit about my skills, now you know! Thanks Rob, you da man BRAH!
Ok so no shit there I was....<---Thats how all good stories start.
TeppoKa invites me to hunt in Arky two years ago, but I couldn't make it. Last June we start working out the details and made it happen.
After a 13 hour drive I finally get to deer camp with Rob. We get a few hours sleep and get on the stands by 6AM. "I'm putting you on the honey hole, Brah", Rob says to me. I'm friggin geeked because I haven't been on a real hunt in several years. I didn't see a thing, but hear Robs 300WSM bark at about 8AM. He rolls up on the quad with a small Doe. "WTF is that?" I asked. "Lunch" he replied. Sure enough we had Tenderloin and Backstraps at Noon, yummy.
This would be a good place to stop and point out that Rob is so damn Fat because the bastard is a gourmet chef with wild game! He made a kick ass Elk chili one night, he tried to claim the recipe his own. But, upon further thought he knew if EHG found he was plagurizing he would kick his ass...
Back out that afternoon and He puts me on another honey hole, don't see shit, but here the WSM bark again. Yeah, he is really setting me up for success!
Day 2 I see nothing, again. Rob shoots another Doe. Nice fatty, too! By now he is feeling pretty much like shit. I'm happy to just be there, but here he is "guiding" me and he is the only one shooting. LOL! At this point I make him take a couple pictures of me so that I can prove to my wife that I really did go hunting.
Day 3 I tell Rob, "You know I'm not going to see anything until tonight. Last day of the hunt and you and your Arkansas deer are going to make me wait until the bitter end!". Sure enough we stay in the woods all day, 15 minute lunch at the truck then back to the stands. I don't see shit all day.
He puts me on his last honey hole at about 2:30 and at 3:00 here they come. Shot the Doe at 3 and the buck at 4:15. I decided to sit a little longer and go for a third. Then I hear that damn WSM, again.... Well I knew there would be no more room on the quad, so that wrapped it up.
After this photo we went down and got Robs buck. Loaded him up and there we were, 2 rednecks with 3 deer piled up on a quad. I am sure it was a damn sight to see.
Here's Robs biggun...
It was a kick ass week all said and done. I have not been that relaxed and had such a good time in forever. No Cell phone, no internet, no television, no radio. Nothing! Hunted all day, sat by the woodstove at night. I will be back next year Rob, you can count on it!
The final score was Rob 4, Rick 2. The freezer is full! Back straps anyone?
So if he starts talking shit about my skills, now you know! Thanks Rob, you da man BRAH!
