Ax and you shall receive.
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Right? I guess he had an ax to grind with this cop.
Just driving while cranking, Molly Hatchet, Flirtin with Disaster and the next thing you know…
Rock and Roll will be the downfall of us.
Rock and Roll will be the downfall of us.
Unlike his ax. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the box.
He just stopped to ax for directions.
He got the. Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
There was absolutely no need for that pig fucking cop to shoot that man the man's hatchet was probably dull and he remembered police are there to serve so he was probably just asking for some help sharpening the hatchet and the blood lust cop went trigger happy and shot him a lot of times and just watched the poor man die right in front of him
Chitty chitty bang bang, lights out mother fucker...
Too funny
Too funny
So you want to chop a cop. Why? You have a 3k pound weapon that you forgot to take out of gear when trying to stop? But why not use that and do some cleanup with your medievel weaponry? Dead dude was sped.....
Only somebody who is either:
A: Hopped up on speed or PCP,
B: Possess Hamas level IQ,
C: Actually suicidal,
... would think that was a very good idea and produce results desirable to them...
I've watched that about 4 times now. Cannot stop laughing after each view. Holy shit...
A: Hopped up on speed or PCP,
B: Possess Hamas level IQ,
C: Actually suicidal,
... would think that was a very good idea and produce results desirable to them...
I've watched that about 4 times now. Cannot stop laughing after each view. Holy shit...
Yeah…my thoughts exactly. WTF was that all about?
Suicide by cop, otherwise why not just plow him over in the car. Psychopath.
Suicide by cop, otherwise why not just plow him over in the car. Psychopath.
I have a feeling that this was textbook suicide by cop. His actions prior to getting out of his vehicle was all to attract the deputy's attention and make him prepare for an imminent threat, so when he got out with the hatchet, he knew that the deputy would be prepared and shoot him. Only reasonable explanation.
Only 50 more chopping days till Christmas
Or just mental. I dont think you need to come out charging hard for the cops to shoot you. Simply anything threatening in your hand and advance. Why die tired from exerting yourself?
As soon as the cop saw the dumb ass fucking up with the car, his hand went to his weapon.
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"We need more common sense axe laws. If you shoot a deer with a fully semi automatic double bit axe it explodes them! Theyre not running around in platemail, a simple club is all a man needs."
A double bit axe will blow both of your lungs out at the same time, just get a shotgun.
I've had to tell newbies at the shop that the PROPER way to hold a hammer in a non-threatening manner when you need to walk somewhere else with it is holding it by the head, with the handle straight downwards. (I know. Get yo' heads out the gutter, pervs)
We were sitting in the office after one shift just snacking before heading out and watching some previous surveillance cam footage out of boredom and one sequence showed somebody walking up to a foreman to talk about something that was getting ready to be put on a truck for afternoon delivery. All wholesome, but the guy had a framing hammer in his hand by the handle because he was working on something, and from the silent camera footage, it really looked like he was advancing on the foreman getting ready to strike him. CANNOT STOP LAUGHING at that footage. And that foreman started cracking up as well when he entered the office and saw what we were watching.
Yeah, i learned to do that as well. Although i have seen some framers walk up to someone, holdimg the handle and were prepared to use it. That'll get the whole site involved in a hurry.I've had to tell newbies at the shop that the PROPER way to hold a hammer in a non-threatening manner when you need to walk somewhere else with it is holding it by the head, with the handle straight downwards. (I know. Get yo' heads out the gutter, pervs)
We were sitting in the office after one shift just snacking before heading out and watching some previous surveillance cam footage out of boredom and one sequence showed somebody walking up to a foreman to talk about something that was getting ready to be put on a truck for afternoon delivery. All wholesome, but the guy had a framing hammer in his hand by the handle because he was working on something, and from the silent camera footage, it really looked like he was advancing on the foreman getting ready to strike him. CANNOT STOP LAUGHING at that footage. And that foreman started cracking up as well when he entered the office and saw what we were watching.
I am starting to think that is the other reason why Tasers are brightly colored. Some places CAN really use a few people carrying them openly and they will match the reflectives quite well...
I swear when people say "suicide by cop" that's like Krytonite to me! There's no such fucking thing as suicide at the hands of another. It's called homicide!
