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    Heyyyyyyyy batta batta batta batta batta shaaaaaawwwwwwwing battaaaaa. :cool:

    Armed Tennessee home invader gets instant karma when woman grabs baseball bat



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    NASHVILLE, Tenn.--An East Tennessee man trying to rob a woman received some instant karma when she grabbed a baseball bat to fend him off.

    Kingsport, Tennessee police say over the weekend, a 52-year-old woman answered a knock at her door to find a woman holding a flyer about a lost dog. That's when a masked man stepped into the home, grabbed her arm, and tried to yank her outside.

    The woman was able to break away and the masked man entered the home, announcing it was a robbery. A struggle took place between the man and woman, at which time she was able to pull the mask off his face. The woman then realized she knew the man, a longtime family friend by the name of Joe M. Sotello. She also noticed he was armed with a handgun in his waistband.

    The woman then grabbed a baseball bat from behind the door and fought back. Two teens also in the home jumped to her aid. Together, the three women pushed the man out onto the front lawn, where he tried to flee to a vehicle driven by the woman who was holding the lost dog flyer. As it turns out, the accomplice was Mr. Sotello's girlfriend.

    However, Sotello couldn't break free from the three women, who continued to "get the better of him" according to police. The girlfriend fled, leaving Sotello alone. He was eventually able to flee on foot, ironically running to another home which happened to be owned by a relative of the victim. There, another fight broke out and that relative was able to hold Sotello until police arrived.

    Police say his girlfriend also turned herself in and they both confessed to their roles in the crime. Police also add despite the female victim being just 4'11", weighing 100 pounds less than Sotello, and being 18 years older, she was able to successfully defend herself.

    Sotello was charged with aggravated robbery and aggravated burglary. The girlfriend claims her involvement was out of fear and she had no idea what his plans were.


    So now ole Joe knows all about Battery. Good for him. Just a shame they didn't have more bats handy...........
     
    And in other news closer to home........................

    Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting a chicken



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    JACKSON COUNTY, Ore. (KATU) - An Oregon man is accused of sexually assaulting a chicken.

    Joshua Brian Woltmon, 27, was arrested and booked into Jackson County Jail this week on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and disorderly conduct.

    Documents allege Woltmon "unlawfully and for the purpose of arousing and gratifying the sexual desire of a person [touched or contacted] the sex organs of a chicken."

    Woltmon was also booked on a probation violation for meth possession; his bail is set at $20,500.


    Obviously took "playing chicken" to a whole new level. And here all this time I thought it was "GO DUCKS" or "BEAVERS"........



    So really, who came first? The Chicken or the Eggnoramous? :p
     
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    He said it was finger licking good.

    Well it can be, but I think I'm gonna hold off on the Beer Can Chicken for a while.........

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    And in other news closer to home........................

    Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting a chicken



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    Wild eyed bastard was fucking the chicken, but looking at his sister.
     
    And in other news closer to home........................

    Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting a chicken



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    JACKSON COUNTY, Ore. (KATU) - An Oregon man is accused of sexually assaulting a chicken.

    Joshua Brian Woltmon, 27, was arrested and booked into Jackson County Jail this week on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and disorderly conduct.

    Documents allege Woltmon "unlawfully and for the purpose of arousing and gratifying the sexual desire of a person [touched or contacted] the sex organs of a chicken."

    Woltmon was also booked on a probation violation for meth possession; his bail is set at $20,500.


    Obviously took "playing chicken" to a whole new level. And here all this time I thought it was "GO DUCKS" or "BEAVERS"........



    So really, who came first? The Chicken or the Eggnoramous? :p

    Maybe he was identifying "Chicken" that day.

    Perfectly legit in our brave new world. Why you peeps be judging......
     
    That fella that got help singing three choruses of the oh god no song ala baseball bat looks Mexican . I wonder did they mistake him for a pinata or really believe that if they hit him hard enough it would improve his English . Funny thing about shitbags , if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal .