Maggie’s Been to WalMart Lately?

Re: Been to WalMart Lately?

makes the rocky horror picture show look like the local televised sunday morning service for shut ins.

walmart is great for dating though:

i generally like to hang out in the health and beauty aid section - just to see what they got.

if it looks harmless, follow them to the golden corral and play your cards right.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: crazybrit</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I get in, get my bulk .22 and bulk 12ga and get out of there quick!!! </div></div>

Agreed.
 
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God save us from the Gypsies!
 
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Going to Walmart is like watching Jerry Springer, it makes you feel good about your own crappy life.

My wife took the kids there the other day to pick up a gift for a birthday party my 8y.o. daughter was going to that afternoon. So they leave the store and there is a midget near the front door smoking a cigarette. Apparently my 4y.o. son had never seen a midget before......."MOM LOOK AT THAT LITTLE GUY!!!MOM LOOK, LOOK AT THAT LITTLE GUY!!! Face-palm, yes son, get in the car.