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Black and white thinking (look it up) It's a real thing.

MACHTECH

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  • Feb 12, 2017
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    My wife and I have been going at it quite a bit lately since I'm at home a lot more. She suggested we go see a marriage counselor and we did last night. After venting both sides of the story, this lady tells me that I suffer from black and white thinking. I almost busted out laughing and said... Dang you're good! You pegged me!

    Little did either of them know what I was picking up at the FFL this morning 😂

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    So many ways to interpret the OP...

    Getting pegged by the counselor, though... I'm pretty sure that's an ethic violation, at the very least.
    I know a guy that succumbed to that temptation. It was his divorce lawyer. He got an every other weekend rug rat and paid 18 years of child support out of the deal. Turns out he wasn't the first or the last. Some people are just scum. I don't really have any sympathy for him, it was a stupid thing to do.
     
    When a women tells you “we need to talk. What she really means she is going talk YOU are going to listen.“ You are going to be graded on how well you listen by your action.

    Remember when a women leaves she takes the pussy with her.
    As long as she leaves the fucking ice cube trays............
     
    Quick question - you didn't happen to buy like $1000 worth of toilet paper, did you?



     
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    Well my wife purchased about 5 miles of tp.
    I have no idea how much that was, she didn't tell me and I didn't ask, industrial size rolls.
    No hole through the center, I tried to drill one almost impossible without a jig to get it straight, I thought about suggesting that she contact Longrifles inc. To get a quote,
    Then she said for 7 bucks I could have ordered a dispenser.
    So I've been married well over 40 years, don't think it gets any easier.
     
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    Black and white thinking is a side effect of having XY chromosomes. Don’t let that “counselor” fuck with your head too much man.

    What optic mount is on the white rifle?
     
    When a women tells you “we need to talk. What she really means she is going talk YOU are going to listen.“ You are going to be graded on how well you listen by your action.

    Remember when a women leaves she takes the pussy with her.
    50% of the population is walking around with one every day...
     
    Paying to have 2 women tell you your faults will never help. I wouldn't be able to sit there without laughing . Nothing good has ever come from marriage. An old guy told me....be careful of anything that is harder to get out, than get in!