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<span style="font-weight: bold">" I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker."</span>





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Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pumbaa</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. </div></div>

Now that's funny!
 
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"Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants."
 
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"Sent this as a Hanukkah gift to President Ahmadinejad. Got a thank you card back saying he loved it and I was his favorite infidel. Kudos to Amazon for a great product and fast shipping to Tehran."
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"My daughter was hearbroken when she ran out of the uranium ore supply that came with her Madame Curie Playschool set. These things always happen at the most inconvenient times....in this case, when she was almost half way through recreating the Theory of Radioactivity. Of course, she has done this already over 20 times (and demonstrated the difference between polonium and radium) but like most 8 year olds, if you like something, you just do it over and over again! My husband and I looked everywhere for the uranium ore refill and I don't have to tell you how hugely popular the Madame Curie play set was over Christmas! The refill was sold out every where....even in Toys R Us and Costco. Finally, we found it on Amazon. The price is a bit high but it is certainly worth our daughter's happiness. She's been looking a bit pale lately (she's always been a little anemic) and this will certainly brighten her day!"
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"I contacted the seller to order the 2000 Tons I would need for my, er... project, and inquired about a shipping discount for larger quantities.

Not only will the seller not offer any sort of bulk discount, they insist on shipping all orders at advertised unit size and in the pictured can!

I'm going back to the Parking Lot Libyans. At least they won't up-charge you to repackage for bulk purchases; and THEY offer Free Delivery to any mall within 50 miles of your house."
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"This product works as advertised, but there's a BIG WARNING: I had this in the back of my car and was driving on the freeway at night. When I hit 88MPH I hit landed in a barn, hit a pine tree, got chased by some jerks (one wearing 3D glasses for some reason) and had the HARDEST time getting home. Oh yeah, some lady kept calling me Calvin even though that's not my name. Strange. So be careful. This stuff is heavy."
 
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Not recommended for use as a suppository unless in a more then a severe need of a bowel movement.

No one warned me.
 
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