Car got sprayed w mustard and cops cant do a thing

shadow_sniper

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I go to high school. I was about to leaving school on a NJROTC community service project. When one of my fellow cadets yell mitchell look at your car. I see a female throwing mustard all of over my car. I ran off the bus, I was on in the high school parking lot. I start yelling at the person to get the fuck away from my car. At that time, a car pulls up and 2 females get out of the car. They all get up in my face and start acting like they are going to fight. Then 2 dudes get out of another car that was parked near by. At this time it hits that I am about to get my ass beat cause I have a broken collar bone and my arm is a sling. so I step back and about that time 6 of my buddies come running off the bus. Then the group of people realize they are about to loose. so they jump in there car and drive off. I talked to my NSI and told him I couldnt go on the trip anymore because I had to wash my car. So i went to the nearest car wash. and guess who I find in the car front of me. the car that the females got out of so I start calling 911. The operater tells me that the cops are on the way and not to leave till the cops get there even if the females leave. So after the car wash is done i just drive though (not getting my car wash) that way the cops can see it. so pulling to the gasstaion parking lot. and then the female pulls up besides me a few minutes and rolls down the window and starts telling about how there going to fuck my car up tomarrow at school and that their going to fuck me up too. then the back out. they then drive around to the parking log a few times then drive by me one last time with all the windows down and dew rags on there face and holding there hards like there going to shoot me. and i dont know who these people are cause i go to a school of 2000+

About 5 min later the cop shows up finally ( almost 15 min after I called) and I tell him what happened. He tells me that there is nothing that he can do even if he does find them. They will not be hard to find cause there car had a school parking decal. He said that the only thing i could do was tell the school resource officer, but there was no way charges could be filed. cause no damage was done, so he and i thought at the time. The cop then left and I went though the car wash and went home. When i got home i start looking the car over and find that the car wash didn't get all the mustard off. So i grab a rag and start washing. I then realized that there mustard has turned the paint green under the where the mustard was.

So now I have damage done and I dont know what I need/should to do? Cuase the car is going to need to be repainted or something to fix the spots. O and the is a2010 hyundai genesis coupe less than a month old.

 
Re: Car got spayed w/ mustard and cops cant do a thing

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I like mustard with biscuits. </div></div>

and french fried pootaters
 
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First thing you should do is hit your spell check. Then try to break up that spaghetti bowl of words into sentences and paragraphs. That would make your plight a bit easier to read and understand.

That being said, if you sustained damaged to your vehicle as a result of the mustard incident then in most places it becomes a crime. You have to be willing to press charges and go to court. Now depending on the age of these fine folks it would go one of two ways. Criminal court if they're old enough to be considered adults or family court (juve) if they're not old enough.

Either way, being that you have to go to school with these people, why not try to solve it another route (perhaps the SRO) and find out what their beef is with you. Seems kinda odd that they would launch a coordinated attack against you for no reason other then just random nonsense. You sure you telling us the WHOLE story?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">CKA loves Cock Mustard on his Biscuit </div></div>

Sounds like you're getting all horned up for me in 3 weeks.
 
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This kids getting harrassed and not looking for more of it here. I suggest do what JCH wrote and approach the police again to report vancdalism with damage speak to the sergeant if need be and keep working your way up the chain until a report is filed and an investigation is conducted. It's their job and if you continue pressure in a respectful manor they will do it. Once the identity of the vandalizer is known you can ask the court to make them pay restitution or go to jail. Hope this helps.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cm92</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I go to high school. I was about to leaving school on a NJROTC community service project. When one of my fellow cadets yell mitchell look at your car. I see a female throwing mustard all of over my car. I ran off the bus, I was on in the high school parking lot. I start yelling at the person to get the fuck away from my car. At that time, a car pulls up and 2 females get out of the car. They all get up in my face and start acting like they are going to fight. Then 2 dudes get out of another car that was parked near by. At this time it hits that I am about to get my ass beat cause I have a broken collar bone and my arm is a sling. so I step back and about that time 6 of my buddies come running off the bus. Then the group of people realize they are about to loose. so they jump in there car and drive off. I talked to my NSI and told him I couldnt go on the trip anymore because I had to wash my car. So i went to the nearest car wash. and guess who I find in the car front of me. the car that the females got out of so I start calling 911. The operater tells me that the cops are on the way and not to leave till the cops get there even if the females leave. So after the car wash is done i just drive though (not getting my car wash) that way the cops can see it. so pulling to the gasstaion parking lot. and then the female pulls up besides me a few minutes and rolls down the window and starts telling about how there going to fuck my car up tomarrow at school and that their going to fuck me up too. then the back out. they then drive around to the parking log a few times then drive by me one last time with all the windows down and dew rags on there face and holding there hards like there going to shoot me. and i dont know who these people are cause i go to a school of 2000+

About 5 min later the cop shows up finally ( almost 15 min after I called) and I tell him what happened. He tells me that there is nothing that he can do even if he does find them. They will not be hard to find cause there car had a school parking decal. He said that the only thing i could do was tell the school resource officer, but there was no way charges could be filed. cause no damage was done, so he and i thought at the time. The cop then left and I went though the car wash and went home. When i got home i start looking the car over and find that the car wash didn't get all the mustard off. So i grab a rag and start washing. I then realized that there mustard has turned the paint green under the where the mustard was.

So now I have damage done and I dont know what I need/should to do? Cuase the car is going to need to be repainted or something to fix the spots. O and the is a2010 hyundai genesis coupe less than a month old.

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Sorry to hear about your car and tough luck. If they would have put the mustard on AFTER your car was... "spayed"... it wouldn't have had to worry about using protection!!
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Damn dude, not trying to bust your balls but I am hoping you are better at shooting than spelling/grammar. I am a lowly HS grad only and not great at spelling etc but if I am forced to read your post again I will pick option #2, that being a raging case of all known combined STD's instead of trying to figure out Option #1.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JCH</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I didn't think you could spay someone with only mustard.... </div></div>

Yep - saw it on PBS, one of them home farm animal medical shows. Fascinating.
 
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Slapchop, it is possible as there are groups in large schools these days that have serious problems with organizations like ROTC. The are hatefull, cowardly, brainwashed little turds.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Slapchop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">First thing you should do is hit your spell check. Then try to break up that spaghetti bowl of words into sentences and paragraphs. That would make your plight a bit easier to read and understand.

That being said, if you sustained damaged to your vehicle as a result of the mustard incident then in most places it becomes a crime. You have to be willing to press charges and go to court. Now depending on the age of these fine folks it would go one of two ways. Criminal court if they're old enough to be considered adults or family court (juve) if they're not old enough.

Either way, being that you have to go to school with these people, why not try to solve it another route (perhaps the SRO) and find out what their beef is with you. Seems kinda odd that they would launch a coordinated attack against you for no reason other then just random nonsense. You sure you telling us the WHOLE story?

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i am telling the whole story. My car wasnt the only one that got messed up, 2 or threes others did. And they where the only ones left in the parking lot. this about about 30 min after school left out.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That is true, sorry that happened, I volunteer CKA to wash your car for a month in his speedo </div></div>

don't you and Maser share the same box of diapers?
 
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Well if that is the case, get your parents involved and pursue the matter criminally. Like I said, if there is damage to your vehicle as a result then it becomes a crime.

Go with your folks and speak with the local police. Tell them the story and that you wish to press charges. Being that you saw it happen you should be able to identify the perp and you can take it from there. Make sure you take pictures of the damage done to the vehicle as well.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.
 
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What do you want us to tell you boy? Take care of your shit. The police are only there to put chalk around the body. Just take care of business. Find out where they live, find out who they hang out with, find out what cars they drive. Are you well insured? T-bone are more than just good steak.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SDWhirlwind\</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Sorry to hear about your car and tough luck. If they would have put the mustard on AFTER your car was... "spayed"... it wouldn't have had to worry about using protection!!
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Damn dude, not trying to bust your balls but I am hoping you are better at shooting than spelling/grammar. I am a lowly HS grad only and not great at spelling etc but if I am forced to read your post again I will pick option #2, that being a raging case of all known combined STD's instead of trying to figure out Option #1. </div></div>


Don't even get me started on the spelling crap. Seems no teenager can spell for shit these days!

Oh...... probably should have had the car neutered instead of spayed...
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Buy a $500 beater vehicle and have some fun. A beater truck with a snowplow works really well... not that I know anything about that.... That sucks though I know the feeling all to well hence the beater truck/plow
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sleeper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How much did the tax payer spend on your education? I think you will b e saying "do you want mustard with that?" The rest of your life. </div></div>

O i am sorry that i was declared legally blind in one eye till 3 eyes years and i also have severe dyslexia. I actually a really smart kid i just cant spell worth a shit.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">When mustard is outlawed... only outlaws will have mustard

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LOL!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cm92</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sleeper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How much did the tax payer spend on your education? I think you will b e saying "do you want mustard with that?" The rest of your life. </div></div>

O i am sorry that i was declared legally blind in one eye till 3 eyes years and i also have severe dyslexia. I actually a really smart kid i just cant spell worth a shit. </div></div>

We are just giving you the shit kid. Believe me, I have a run away PITA teenager that can't spell for crap and everything she does write is in text language.

Not to worry, <span style="font-weight: bold">you are not alone </span>
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What do you want us to tell you boy? Take care of your shit. The police are only there to put chalk around the body. Just take care of business. Find out where they live, find out who they hang out with, find out what cars they drive. Are you well insured? T-bone are more than just good steak. </div></div>

See that was my first thought to but if i get could caught it could mess up a bunch of summer programs i have going such as boys state and lead america, as well as my nomination to naval academy.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cm92</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sleeper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How much did the tax payer spend on your education? I think you will b e saying "do you want mustard with that?" The rest of your life. </div></div>

O i am sorry that i was declared legally blind in one eye till 3 eyes years and i also have severe dyslexia. <span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">I actually a really smart kid i just cant spell worth a shi</span>t. </span> </div></div>

Uber fail.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cm92</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What do you want us to tell you boy? Take care of your shit. The police are only there to put chalk around the body. Just take care of business. Find out where they live, find out who they hang out with, find out what cars they drive. Are you well insured? T-bone are more than just good steak. </div></div>

See that was my first thought to but if i get could caught it could mess up a bunch of summer programs i have going such as boys state and lead america, as well as my nomination to naval academy. </div></div>

I'm not going to wave the BS flag here, but are you sure you can get into the Naval Academy having only 50% of your vision?

I don't know, but then again............
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SmokinAce</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Buy a $500 beater vehicle and have some fun. A beater truck with a snowplow works really well... not that I know anything about that.... That sucks though I know the feeling all to well hence the beater truck/plow</div></div>

I'm sure him ramming them with a snow plow in Florida wouldn't raise any red flags at all
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SmokinAce</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Buy a $500 beater vehicle and have some fun. A beater truck with a snowplow works really well... not that I know anything about that.... That sucks though I know the feeling all to well hence the beater truck/plow</div></div>

I'm sure him ramming them with a snow plow in Florida wouldn't raise any red flags at all
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You know, I was just thinking the same thing........
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, I'm sure it would go without notice, the cops are too busy looking for the girls who stole all the mustard from the local "meet and eat".
 
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SH,

The only site on the internet where young HS boys come to take refuge from the harsh day to day adventures life has to offer.
The place where you come, hang your hat, tell us your story only to be ripped apart for grammer, story content and the simple fact we just don't care.

SH, the Ellis Island for BARF.com immigrants looking for the following:

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door."


But instead get this:

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... And we will fuck them, both mentaly and physicaly ( if possible ) as often as we can. Internet commandos, we are on one mission, we lift are guns to you."



Stay classy SH.... I'll always love you!
 
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Next time some girl gets in your face like that slap her. <span style="font-style: italic">Its not how I was raised but it is the correct response in certain situations.</span> I'd trade a mustard'ed paint job for the satisfaction of putting someone in their place 9 times out of 10. That being said I also know better than to piss people off and leave my personal property out where it can be vandalized.

If I caught these people in the act of vandalizing my car, (in high school) I would be upset but I also know that reacting in the predictable manner only exacerbates the situation and leaves me open to more vendetta and retaliation. Chalk up my losses and wash the car, end of story. 'Vengeance is the Lord's' is the way I see it, karma is a bitch and they will get theirs. Now if my car continued to get vandalized, lets say a window was found smashed or something..thats easy enough. You are in a high school full of blabber mouths and dumb-asses, someone will flap their lips and you will find out who did what. Then its a short trip to the office, snag a student locator/class roster when nobody is looking, find your person in question, and now you know what classes they attend at what times. Retaliation should be easy now, but I'd keep that on school grounds...if you tried to get even outside of school thats pretty darn criminal in nature and its not worth getting in trouble for somebody else's mischief..
 
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"Junior, Please tell the court why you committed felony assault on this girl?"

"Because she sprayed my car with mustard."

I'm sure all charges would be dropped immediately after your testimony.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Powder Burns</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Next time some girl gets in your face like that slap her. </div></div>

I needed to read nothing else in your post but that!!!

Gotta put'em down like this!!!!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Junior, Please tell the court why you committed felony assault on this girl?"

"Because she sprayed my car with mustard."

I'm sure all charges would be dropped immediately after your testimony. </div></div>

Since when did you get some common sense??? This is your most mature post yet!

Who's reading over your shoulder?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ROLEXrifleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Junior, Please tell the court why you committed felony assault on this girl?"

"Because she sprayed my car with mustard."

I'm sure all charges would be dropped immediately after your testimony. </div></div>

Since when did you get some common sense??? This is your most mature post yet!

Who's reading over your shoulder? </div></div>

The shrink doing my psych evaluation.
 
Re: Car got spayed w/ mustard and cops cant do a t

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ROLEXrifleman</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Powder Burns</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Next time some girl gets in your face like that slap her. </div></div>

I needed to read nothing else in your post but that!!!

Gotta put'em down like this!!!!

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Oh crap here goes. And I hate grammer brownshirts. The personal pronoun (subject) "I" is always capitalized unlike the "i" in your explanation of your edit.
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Headin' for cover now.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">S<span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">park plug ceramic and a road fla</span>re.</span>

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What do you do with those components?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cm92</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sleeper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How much did the tax payer spend on your education? I think you will b e saying "do you want mustard with that?" The rest of your life. </div></div>

O i am sorry that i was declared legally blind in one eye till 3 eyes years and i also have severe dyslexia. I actually a really smart kid i just cant spell worth a shit. </div></div>

Dang dude I wudda thunk with three eyes you wudda seen them coming for you.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _9H</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cm92</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sleeper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How much did the tax payer spend on your education? I think you will b e saying "do you want mustard with that?" The rest of your life. </div></div>

O i am sorry that i was declared legally blind in one eye till 3 eyes years and i also have severe dyslexia. I actually a really smart kid i just cant spell worth a shit. </div></div>

Dang dude I wudda thunk with three eyes you wudda seen them coming for you. </div></div>

Leave it to 9H to also see the unintended, self-inflicted ownage.
 
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Ceramic breaks side windows remarkably quietly. Road flare is optional based on level of revenge required at the time of use. I know of a certain person who poisoned several (14) neighborhood dogs and had the neighborhood terrorized for many years. They somehow ended up with a burning car in the night that no neighbor called the police or fire dept for. I am stating I have no idea how it happened but my next door neighbors 2 big dogs a white German Shepherd, and St. Bernard both were poisoned to death. They were the nicest dogs on the planet never hurt anyone, never was a problem ever. I really loved those two dogs. I think today as a full grown adult if I ever saw them again I would risk going to jail.