QUESTION: What model GLOCK does Chuck Norris carry?
ANSWER: None. All Glocks carry a Chuck Norris.
GLOCK Inc. acquires a new kickass spokesman:
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GLOCK has just announced that none other than Chuck Norris will be the company’s new spokesperson, filling a void left vacant by the passing of the legendary R. Lee Ermey last April. Norris says that the principles that he built his life on: “tough, real, consistent and powerful” are all exemplified in the GLOCK brand.
Now, let’s all get this out of our system together:
Question: “What model GLOCK does Chuck Norris carry?”
Answer: “None, all GLOCKs carry a Chuck Norris”
Question: “What is Chuck Norris’s favorite caliber?”
Answer: “His Fists”
Check out the press release from GLOCK below.
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SMYRNA, GA—April 8, 2019—GLOCK, Inc., a leading innovator and global manufacturer of firearms, today announced its new spokesperson—legendary world champion martial artist, actor, producer, philanthropist and entrepreneur Chuck Norris.
As a company driven by a commitment to perfection, relentless innovation and disciplined precision, GLOCK was seeking a spokesperson that exemplifies the same characteristics and principles. The parallels between GLOCK and Norris deliver an authentic, fun and legendary alignment of brands.
“Chuck Norris revolutionized and ushered martial arts into the American mainstream just like GLOCK revolutionized firearms by inventing and commercializing polymer-based pistols and the SAFE ACTION® System” said Josh Dorsey, Vice President of GLOCK, Inc. “Having him represent the GLOCK brand brings two iconic names together that are mutually committed to perfection and their fan base. We couldn’t be more excited about this partnership.”
The collaboration will include traditional, digital and social campaigns as well as public appearances, the first being at the NRA Annual Conference in Indianapolis April 26-27, 2019.
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Just in time to bring a hell of a big smile to this GLOCK shooter and owner's face. These fellas did GREAT.
ANSWER: None. All Glocks carry a Chuck Norris.
GLOCK Inc. acquires a new kickass spokesman:
What GLOCK Does Chuck Norris Carry? All Of Them. The Legend Becomes Glock's New Spokesman
GLOCK has just announced that none other than Chuck Norris will be the company’s new spokesperson, filling a void left vacant by the passing of the legendary R.Lee Ermey last April.Norris says that the principles that he built his life on: “tough, real, consistent and powerful” are all...
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GLOCK has just announced that none other than Chuck Norris will be the company’s new spokesperson, filling a void left vacant by the passing of the legendary R. Lee Ermey last April. Norris says that the principles that he built his life on: “tough, real, consistent and powerful” are all exemplified in the GLOCK brand.
Now, let’s all get this out of our system together:
Question: “What model GLOCK does Chuck Norris carry?”
Answer: “None, all GLOCKs carry a Chuck Norris”
Question: “What is Chuck Norris’s favorite caliber?”
Answer: “His Fists”
Check out the press release from GLOCK below.
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SMYRNA, GA—April 8, 2019—GLOCK, Inc., a leading innovator and global manufacturer of firearms, today announced its new spokesperson—legendary world champion martial artist, actor, producer, philanthropist and entrepreneur Chuck Norris.
As a company driven by a commitment to perfection, relentless innovation and disciplined precision, GLOCK was seeking a spokesperson that exemplifies the same characteristics and principles. The parallels between GLOCK and Norris deliver an authentic, fun and legendary alignment of brands.
“Chuck Norris revolutionized and ushered martial arts into the American mainstream just like GLOCK revolutionized firearms by inventing and commercializing polymer-based pistols and the SAFE ACTION® System” said Josh Dorsey, Vice President of GLOCK, Inc. “Having him represent the GLOCK brand brings two iconic names together that are mutually committed to perfection and their fan base. We couldn’t be more excited about this partnership.”
The collaboration will include traditional, digital and social campaigns as well as public appearances, the first being at the NRA Annual Conference in Indianapolis April 26-27, 2019.
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Just in time to bring a hell of a big smile to this GLOCK shooter and owner's face. These fellas did GREAT.