My long tenured career is in the environmental industry.
These fucking enviro natzis just tickle the shit out of me.
All this zero emission this, zero impact that, leaving no footprint.
My open letter to these fuckwits:
Look mother fuckers; you wouldn't know zero impact if it flew out of your asshole like a covey of quail.
You take "walking" magazine, and hike the "AP", and "play modern day hippy" for shits and giggles. You bag your shit on a hike cause you "think" that means you are zero emission. You piss in a special diaper in a sack and you bag it with your shit and your trash, from your weekend oneness with nature.
You drive a fucking electric car, that is powered by coal. It's a zero impact car right? Wrong you fucking retard. Lead acid or lithium, take your pick. That shit is nasty, but you've made sure you can't see it from your back yard haven't you, you buttfucking hypocrite.
More solar! As long as you can't see it.
More windpower! As long as you can't see it.
Hydroelectric is one of the most renewable resources on the planet, but you asshole's first order of horsefuckery a few decades ago, was to tear all the hydro dams down.....to help the fucking environment.
You asshole's are full of bright ideas for eliminating your footprint, actually you seem most determined to concentrate on MY footprint. After all, you are part of the solution.
You and I both know the truth, we both know "zero impact", "low footprint", "no impact", "zero emission", is all bullshit....it's ok you can admit it.
You and I also know the only way, any of those terms come true, is if someone cuts their fucking throat in self sacrifice. 12 months later, that someone is finally completely zero impact.
You first cocksuckers.