Completely OT: Gettting in touch with her "inner horse"

[Veer_G]

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With no publisher, no backing, “no family helping me—I don’t have a boyfriend or anything,” Rohrback decided she would publish her book herself. The cover features two different pictures of her floating alongside a fiery white steed.

“This book finally let me experience my inner horse. I was like a child again, prancing through the woods. At one point, I was convinced I had four legs. A smile radiated from my face. I punched the sky, knowing that I was free. Call me Prancer, for I walk my path with joy.”

Everything you'll ever want to know about the Prancercise craze

?Prancercise? Creator on Her ?Wacky? Workout and Being Too Famous to Prancercise - The Daily Beast

Please, God, please don't let her discover her inner hamster.

 

[lash]

With a face like a horse, she already had her outer horse covered. No boyfriend? No kidding.

Lord help us...

 

[Guest]

I got in touch with her inner camel toe. It too was lame.

 

[EventHorizon]

Please, God, please don't let her discover her inner hamster.

Why not? You've discovered your inner hippo?

 

[Veer_G]

Why not? You've discovered your inner hippo?

I fear you went to look inside and found a great, yawning, disappointing void. You haven't anything to sublimate, and thus you act out.

 

[Name Enough]

Why do we keep posting such painful things on this site. I could only stand 32 seconds of it and then I started to scream "no more please - I can't take it anymore".
Send this over to the CIA it could come in helpful in certain situations.

 

[AGrizz]

Must really really really be the shits if this is all you guys have to look forward to. May the Saints preserve us.

 

[lash]

Why do we keep posting such painful things on this site. I could only stand 32 seconds of it and then I started to scream "no more please - I can't take it anymore".
Send this over to the CIA it could come in helpful in certain situations.

You are right. I'm not sure if I made it that far, but it was too far for sure.

 

[EventHorizon]

I fear you went to look inside and found a great, yawning, disappointing void. You haven't anything to sublimate, and thus you act out.

So your morbid and enthusiastically maintained obesity along with your ironic predilection for mocking others combined with your hypocritical inability to tolerate being mocked is somehow my character flaw?

Get some perspective fatty.

 

[Veer_G]

So your morbid and enthusiastically maintained obesity along with your ironic predilection for mocking others combined with your hypocritical inability to tolerate being mocked is somehow my character flaw?

Get some perspective fatty.

Wow. Project much?

 

[WyldeDime]

I got in touch with her inner camel toe.

Camel toe?

No, I believe those tight pants were splitting his ballsack in two. Poor fella.