Re: Deadliest Warrior Yakuza vs. Mafia Full episode
Can you get your friend to have them REDO the knight vs. Pirate one and actually inform them that a few lead balls BARELY penetrating some steel armor is NOT going to be enough to get to vital organs...
Basically the pirate had some gay worthless bomb and weak ass flint-lock and because it made a boom and flash, the computer geek creamed his pants and gave the win to the pirate.
EDIT TO ADD:
Then they show the Pirate taking multiple hits from a FLAIL and not missing a beat, but the pirate's Flash-bang grenade (Basically all it was) and 3 pellets that penetrated his steel armor (Forget the chain mail underneath and clothing which would have stopped the shot cold) are enough to make the knight extremely weak and clumsy. The Pirate gets battered with a flail, shot with a crossbow in the leg but shows no signs of wounding.
It was such BS. Basically you could put on that show "Chinese Fireworks Factory Worker" vs. "Attila the Hun" and since the fireworks go zip bang pop + sparkley lights, the massive orgasm the Computer guy has will make the fireworks factory worker win.