Dumb-ass quote of the day . . .

SPDSNYPR

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"Don't I have to sign some paperwork before you're allowed to hold me against my will?" -guy who had cut his wrists.

Right up there with the guy who told me we should put up signs saying you have to stop at red lights.
 
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You should respond w/:

I’m sorry but I have reached my maximum allowable exposure to stupidity limit for the day. I’ll have to get back to you.
 
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I was standing in line at the post office and the guy in front of my was charged an extra 20 cents for having a square box he wanted to mail. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
 
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" Shooting Military Calibers is against the law on BLM land, so you need to be at a range that allows 50 BMG "

This is 3 times I've had to correct this tard from Baroil WY. At least they didnt have the heel marked Winchester M14 reweld " Match rifle on display.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SPDSNYPR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Don't I have to sign some paperwork before you're allowed to hold me against my will?" -guy who had cut his wrists.

Right up there with the guy who told me we should put up signs saying you have to stop at red lights. </div></div>
I arrested a guy on another agencies warrant once for some credit card thing..don't remember the exact charge but he ran up like $50 grand and didn't pay

Anyway when I arrested him on a traffic stop he said "they can't trace that shit! I buried all those credit cards in my pasture!"

The guy dumbfounded me lol