EBay Sued for Allowing Sale of 343,000 Emissions Defeat Devices, Could Owe $1.9 Billion

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you wont own tools in the future..

You will check them out, if approved, from the local 15 min city tool kiosk.

Don't worry, Be happy.
No way!
You'll be forced to wait for a government union worker to come and repair whatever it is you broke. After all, all property or devices shall be owned by the state.