50 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made sweet,sweet love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a good idea."
There's a guy sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex. So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the young man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes.
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The young man was amazed in his thirties he doesn't have the stamina this guy in his 80's has!
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The young man was determined to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made sweet,sweet love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a good idea."
There's a guy sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex. So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the young man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes.
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The young man was amazed in his thirties he doesn't have the stamina this guy in his 80's has!
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The young man was determined to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
