So you're hiring. I'm lazy and will not work many hours. Will that get me an interview.
If you can tear stuff up at break record pace, your hired!
You’re supposed to let him figure that out at a later date. First thing you need to tell him is that you are trustworthy, dependable, and able to do anything he needs done in the course of the day. Then you advise him to ask your last 12 employers how invaluable you were to them.
Screw that noise! That's for people who have the ambition to put on a show when the boss is watching.
Do you supply the hammers? I can bring my own but rather not scratch mine upIf you can tear stuff up at break record pace, your hired!
That sounds too hard. Ide rather do the exact minimum that needs to be done then take a nap and go to lunch. You do buy lunch right? Nothing to hoppy, I hate most craft beer. Just somewhere they pour a Blue Moon over a wedge of Naval orange, and make good hot wings.If you can tear stuff up at break record pace, your hired!
No hammers needed. Just learn from the best!
I had my turn working in dealership service departments back in the 1990's. In every shop I've been in, only about 10% of the techs can work a vehicle from bumper to bumper and diagnose accurately. I was one of the 10% and got tired of getting stuck with all the time consuming ass kicking one-off jobs. Meanwhile, the B-techs took home a bigger paycheck from turning more hours just doing simple maintenance service work. Management was too scared to give them something hard for fear of them screwing it up. Good techs eventually leave out of disgust. I did and I am a one man show now. No employees needed or wanted.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...............I just explained it to you.
This is why I try to do everything I can myself to my vehicle's and it's not that I don't mind paying if the work was done right, it's just, I don't trust these degenerates to change my oil or even an air filter correctly.
Don’t worry Deersniper hasn’t read it either.We're supposed to read that shit?
Mildly retarded, though more like an autistic savant, but yes "employees." Maybe employers need to work on changing their screening process, garbage in = garbage out.
Mmmmm, that comes with its own problems. A dealership I worked at years ago was looking for cheap apprentices with an ad on Craigslist(lol). We got some potato that had been helping his uncle refurb houses for a while. He had to buy and ship an auto tool set & box to the shop the week before he started(red flag one). Instead of sticking him with various mechanics to actually learn something(the smart thing to do), he was given nothing but services, brake jobs, & pdi’s. That’s not his fault but it didn’t sit well with anyone. Oh, but then he started bragging about turning so many hours. The last time I acknowledged him, he asked my advice about something but someone in the shop said he asked him about the same thing a minute ago. Someone saved his job early too, unfortunately. He was doing a brake job on a fixed caliper with the little plate and retaining pins. Instead of asking for help(he may not have gotten it though, because he was a douche) he grabbed a giant socket and was about to crack a bolt loose that would have split the caliper apart. Someone asked if that was really how that comes apart. Then he went looking for help.
How McDonalds is still in business blows my mind.
Last time I went in McDonald’s I decorated the lobby with the order they fucked up 3 times in a row. I haven’t stepped foot one since.
I was a Cop for 40 years. 98% of the people I worked with were professional, competent people. We work long hours for short money. We have to deal with people at their worst moments in their lives if they are the victim and the most evil people our society produces. Unlike your job some 200+ of us don't go home after shift. They give up their lives for YOU so that you can go about your business. You don't have to sleep with one eye open to protect your life and property. People like you don't like Cops either, because you had to meet one after you broke the law, heard only one side of a story or wanted to be one but couldn't. Go ahead and don't like Cops all you need to, but try to imagine what our society would be like if there weren't any. As a PMC I've worked contracts in places without the rule of law or anybody to in force them. Believe me you don't want that for yourself or your family.
Keep on smoking that blue line crap.
I've been called the best employee on earth.
