Gaawwaawwaadamn, Maser. Ive seen some cases of brown nose before, even gotten a bit on my own, at times, but you went in head first, all the way to the ankles. We may need a can of Spin-D to clear the air.
So what's funny is that Edward furlong ended up a loser (you as you are now and will always be), Arnold fucked a gross nanny ( sorry Frank) and the other guy ended up being utterly inconsequential (which would accurately and even complimentarily describe the Pit).