I know these movies are cheesy as hell, but I love em anyway. Just like any other action flick, you need to suspend reality and just enjoy it for what it is, mindless entertainment.
I'm looking forward to seeing this.
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Movie Theater Expendables 4
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I know these movies are cheesy as hell, but I love em anyway. Just like any other action flick, you need to suspend reality and just enjoy it for what it is, mindless entertainment.
I'm looking forward to seeing this.
Most likely not. The 3rd one barely made money. When your whole cast is action stars it gets expensive.
They do it because it's fun. Making a little money is a side effect.
The first one sucked ass and the next two were even worse. What is the story this time? Let me guess?
Someone stole Timmy's comic books and the only way to get them back is for a group of geriatrics with dementia steal a plane and fly to an imaginary 3rd world country and fight an evil dictator for control of the world's supply of shitty actors. Every scene will be cut into 40 different takes and spliced to make it look like these old geezers are running and jumping when in reality they are as nimble as a Biden. We can all sleep well at night knowing that every nuclear weapon in the world has been stolen and recovered three times over by these idiots. Hell, Arnold is saving them on Netflix as we speak..................................................................rehashing every shit movie he ever made in the process. Jack Ryan just got a batch back on Amazon last summer. Those wandering nukes are everywhere.
Proceeds from the movie will be used to pay child support to all of the 29 y/o "models" who have had children in the last three years to one of these elderly losers. Ignoring the fact that the entire cast of aged stars between them couldn't get a hardon without 500 milligrams of Viagra and the only thing that have that makes a slut horny is a checkbook.
I'm not going unless it has queers or a few trannys. I'll consider it if they make the King of England black.
Someone stole Timmy's comic books and the only way to get them back is for a group of geriatrics with dementia steal a plane and fly to an imaginary 3rd world country and fight an evil dictator for control of the world's supply of shitty actors. Every scene will be cut into 40 different takes and spliced to make it look like these old geezers are running and jumping when in reality they are as nimble as a Biden. We can all sleep well at night knowing that every nuclear weapon in the world has been stolen and recovered three times over by these idiots. Hell, Arnold is saving them on Netflix as we speak..................................................................rehashing every shit movie he ever made in the process. Jack Ryan just got a batch back on Amazon last summer. Those wandering nukes are everywhere.
Proceeds from the movie will be used to pay child support to all of the 29 y/o "models" who have had children in the last three years to one of these elderly losers. Ignoring the fact that the entire cast of aged stars between them couldn't get a hardon without 500 milligrams of Viagra and the only thing that have that makes a slut horny is a checkbook.
I'm not going unless it has queers or a few trannys. I'll consider it if they make the King of England black.
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While I don't disagree, I wouldn't be opposed to filming action movies for seven or eight figures a pop and banging 25 year old models well into my 70s.
This is the shit dreams are made of. With the right mix of anabolic steroids, growth hormone, cialis and finasteride anything is possible. These guys are a living testament to the miracles of modern science.
What are you expecting?
They need a simple plot and lots of shit blowing up. That's it. Just a shitty reason to blow stuff up.
It's an action movie. It's not supposed to be anything more than crazy shit happening.
If you want a realistic movie, action movies are not going to be your thing.
I didn't say realistic... I said it was just a terrible movie. Action movies can be great... these have not been.
Scene 3, after leaving the bar:
Hobbling along with his walker, Sly yells "Get outa my way, I'm about to shred my depends" Massive explosions follow.
Hobbling along with his walker, Sly yells "Get outa my way, I'm about to shred my depends" Massive explosions follow.
