Maggie’s Favorite movie dialog's

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Death proof

Lee: Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy: Yes. Now, do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes?
Kim: Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.
Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped.
Lee: Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.
Abernathy: There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim: Uh, motherfucker tryna rape me? I don't wanna give him skin rash! I wanna shut that nigga down!
Abernathy: How about a knife at least?
Kim: Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I wont carry a gun. I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, and he'll carry the gun. And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West motherfucker!
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#2
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Out Cold outtakes -

Oh you foolish foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I've seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah! It was called the 80's! Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a hole in the wall town in what is now called "Utah". Some fellow from Colorado shows up- starts making all kinds of so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets were running us with lattes!  Yup!... It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, is uncouth, "Against God!" and bad for real estate values.
 
#4
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I always liked (like?) the banter in the Dashiell Hamet scripts like <span style="font-style: italic">The Maltese Falcon</span> and <span style="font-style: italic">The Thin Man</span> series.

Back then a point could be made succinctly with the artful turn of a phrase. These days, screen writers have traded the sharp wit for blunt profanity. I think we've all lost something irreplaceable in that bargain.

"Profanity; the last refuge of the illiterate".

Greg
 
#5
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: epdesign</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Death proof


Abernathy: How about a knife at least?
Kim: Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? They get shot! </div></div>

I loved this part in the movie.

Basically all of Pulp Fiction too.
 
#6
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Another one of my all time favorites.

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#7
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Crap in the bushes scene from the movie "Friday"

Smokey,,,
Smokey,,,
What you doin back there?
Smokey...
You look like you back theaa takin a shit..

...go away, & don't you be tellin nobody i'm back here.... !!!

Yea that's cool, ........HEY! Everybody! Smokeies back here takin a shit !
 
#15
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Reinman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Say when." </div></div>

+1 as well as '<span style="font-style: italic">I'm your huckleberry</span>'
 
#16
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You see,
It's basic dog psychology,
If you scare them and get them
Peeing down their leg,

They submit.

Yet if you project weakness,
You draw aggression--
That's how
People get hurt.

You see,
Fear causes hesitation
And hesitation will cause
Your worst fears to come true,

So its simple
You project strength
To avoid conflict.

Peace, through superior firepower.
 
#19
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Killer Spade 13</div><div class="ubbcode-body">God, I love the smell of napalm in the morning . . . </div></div>

I had forgotten that one. Shame on me.
 
#20
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"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days"
Kevin Costner as Crash Davis - Bull Durham.
 
#25
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watch
 
#26
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Pretty much anything from "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels"

<span style="font-weight: bold">Winston:</span> The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Willie:</span> That's Gloria.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Winston:</span> Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Willie:</span> Fertilizer.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Winston:</span> You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Willie:</span> We need fertilizer Winston.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Winston:</span> Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Willie:</span> What do you mean?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Winston:</span> We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.

and

<span style="font-weight: bold">John:</span> Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
<span style="font-weight: bold">Dog:</span> I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
 
#28
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cpt. obvious</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Anything from glengarry glen ross.

Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris, Jack Lemmon, Al Pachino. Pretty much as good as it gets. </div></div>

You are spot on, Obvious. I love that movie. Jack Lemmon does some of his best and Pacino is right on cue.

Great movie.
 
#31
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From "Seven" when Morgan Freeman goes to the Library after hours to research the killer and he says to the night watchmen "Gentlemen, gentlemen... All these books, a world of knowledge at your fingertips, and you play poker all night." 1st guard: "Hey.......we got culture!" Second guard: "Yeah!!....we got culture comin outta our ass!!!!"
 
#32
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my favorite quote from heat

neil mccauley - "theres a flip side to that coin. what if you do got me boxed in and i gotta put you down? cause not matter what, you will not get in my way."

and one from full metal jacket

private joker - "how can you shoot women and children?"
door gunner - "easy! ya just don't lead em so much. aint war hell!"
 
#38
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This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
 
#39
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LIFE with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrance

1)

"<span style="font-weight: bold">Say watch one mo gin Claude... Just make yo lips up like you fixin ta say watch and Imma whoop yo ass. Matta fact, you ain't even allowed to say watch no mo, you betta call that shit lil clock or sumpthin</span>"


2)

"Tell him bout the gun line boss"


3)

"You gonna eat dat conebread?"

"<span style="font-style: italic">You talking ta me?</span>"...

"<span style="font-weight: bold">Yeah I think he talkin to you</span>"

"<span style="font-weight: bold">Don't give him yo conebread fuck him</span>"

"Maybe I outta eat yo conebread den"

"<span style="font-weight: bold">Mutha fukka you can't have my conebread tha's fo damn sho, cause if you try ta take ma conebread part 2 ah ma killin spree goin begin up hea on yo ass right now. If you thinkin bout ma conebread, better git tha taste out yo mouth that's fa damn sho. Try ta take my conebread gunna be consequences n repercussions up in hea</span>"

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#45
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Pretty much anything form the Unforgiven.

The whole scene from when he heads into the bar to get little bill from the time he walks in to the time he walks out and rides away is genius.

including: "you just shot an unarmed man!" "well....he should have armed himself."
 
#46
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Pulp Fiction

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

(I apologize in advance for the vernacular, however it is a word for word quote)
 
#48
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: THEBLACKBISHOP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Or
"He didn't slam you, bump you, or nudge you; he rubbed you and rubbing, son, is racing" Robert Duvall as Harry Hogge in Days of Thunder </div></div>

Pretty much anything Robert Duvall has ever said in a movie, esp ecially in Lonesome Dove. I do believe that I could watch the man take a shit and still be entertained!

"I God Woodrow, it ain't dyin I'm talkin about, it's livin".

Also, the dialog between John Wayne and Duvall (playing 'Lucky' Ned Pepper) in True Grit.

Duvall: I call that bold talk comin from a one-eyed fat man.
Wayne: Fill your hands, you son-of-a-Bitch!
 
#49
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