Florida man

[QuickNDirty]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...cissors.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Cut the dick off the dude that was dicking his wife.

 

[Alabusa]

One way to nip it in the bud.

 

[Dougie308]

The wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.

 

[acudaowner]

would have been easier to just kill them both its less jail time . and you never know he could get off pretending to be an reincarnated illegal alien that identifies as a free goat or Hillary made him do it .

 

[Rearden Steel]

Redefines the phrase “keep the tip”.

 

[FS1]

Isn't it the wife who said yes?

 

[squishee]

Isn't it the wife who said yes?

I think they both said yes. But was easier to trim the tree than the bush

 

[EddieNFL]

Officials did not specify what happened to the victim's penis.

He threw it from the window as he was driving down the highway. It hit the windshield fo a pickup truck. The driver turned to his passenger and said, "Holy crap, Billy Bob! Did you see the size of the dick on that bug!

(An old recycled Bobbit joke, but it seemed appropriate)

 

[Rthur]

That MF'r was pissed.
I guess "Jody" willn't be dicking anyone else's oldladys anymore.
His oldlady should take note.

R

 

[timesublime]

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/07/...gator-chance-the-snapper-chicago-park-lagoon/

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Should have pulled a Daniel Sickles and claimed temporary insanity...