FOR SALE!!! 22 lbs box of pagers 🚨🚨🚨

[Bender]

Technology is cyclical, these are now in high demand. I will pass on savings to you, only $200 a pager or $35k for the lot.

I will also trade these for a KMW Sentinel, or an LRI or “settle” for a TacOps.

I know what I got. No low balls, (that means you @Threadcutter308, and no jewin down @powdahound76)

Payment terms are $500 a month at 43% interest fir 360 months. They are Jewish pagers after all.

 

[abn31c]

I'll give you my stinky shorts, 3 pubes and some sac butter. Nothing more....

 

[Bender]

I'll give you my stinky shorts, 3 pubes and some sac butter. Nothing more....

Pass. I’ll take 2 Flips though

 

[ma smith]

you should create a new company

"airgap communications, inc"

 

[Threadcutter308]

Technology is cyclical, these are now in high demand. I will pass on savings to you, only $200 a pager or $35k for the lot.

I will also trade these for a KMW Sentinel, or an LRI or “settle” for a TacOps.

I know what I got. No low balls, (that means you @Threadcutter308, and no jewin down @powdahound76)

Payment terms are $500 a month at 43% interest fir 360 months. They are Jewish pagers after all.


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Fuggin’ cheesedick hebe. I refuse to do business wit you……

 

[kenny1773]

I got a couple of flips for ya

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Did you really just say “No low balls?”

Because that is the funniest thing ever posted in the Bear Pit!!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ba hahahhhahaha

 

[Blue Sky Country]

At the Meme Calendar Headquarters:

"ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT BEEPERS FOR SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER? BREAKDANCING IS OUT. TAMPON TIM AND CACKLES STILL GOT THEIR OWN SCREEN! MARK IT DOWN!"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

At the Meme Calendar Headquarters:

"ALL RIGHT, WHO'S GOT BEEPERS FOR SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER? BREAKDANCING IS OUT. TAMPON TIM AND CACKLES STILL GOT THEIR OWN SCREEN! MARK IT DOWN!"

This needed to be done!!!

 

[918v]

The big question now is if these terrorists will ever get into a self-driving Tesla.

 

[Bender]

 

[Bender]

Did you really just say “No low balls?”

Because that is the funniest thing ever posted in the Bear Pit!!!

Sirhr

Yes


Yes I did

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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If that cunt ever gets trapped in her own burning car or a psycho with a machete breaks into her place, guess what? Suddenly every able person around her will forget that they have glassbreaker knives and armed neighbors will be conveniently sleeping through a big hangover. People like that NEED to be known and made public so they can achieve their wish of alienating themselves.

 

[TheBigCountry]

$2 final offer

 

[camotoe]

Hand them out to Democrats...

 

[Jgunner]

Hand them out to Democrats...

They remove their own balls. It would be a waste.

Imagine if someome paged them allnat the same time. We would have a new grand canyon. Sheesh!

 

[lonegunman762x51]

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Just because you get pounded with black or brown rod, does not make you black or brown. Rachel Dolezol tried that and they revolted on her. You can swap to any "gender" but you is white forever motherfucker.

 

[mbeavers1]

 

[akmike47]

No low balls?

I sat on a hotel toilet the other day and my junk was in the water. Guess I’m out.

 

[Threadcutter308]

No low balls?

I sat on a hotel toilet the other day and my junk was in the water. Guess I’m out.

Yer old. Git a klue.......

 

[akmike47]

Yer old. Git a klue.......

But I’m not old

 

[Doing my part]

Beeper song (warning, it's shit)

 

[Bender]

Bump

 

[nikonNUT]

@Bender I’m interested IF you promise they won’t blow my junk off!

 

[Fig]

Is this still available?

Trades?

Will you divide?

 

[nagantguy]

Okay bundle offer- 1974 Air Stream travel trailer , 2 boat trailers . 9 Nubian goats - all male . 16 Peking ducks - one male .
147 pieces once fired Hastings head stamped 4 bore brass and a mixed lot of 21 fixed 4x and 6x scopes .
I’ll pay shipping - live animals must be picked up local . Or at the rail head in Nacogdoches (East Texas).

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Doing my part]

*Boom*
Holy crap guys, the pagers are booby trapped. Better swap to the walkie talkies we got... at about the same time...
*boom*

 

[WaltHer]

Ok. Now do portable radios.

Or EVs.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Or solar panels...

Ah hahahah....

Sirhr

 

[Threadcutter308]

Or solar panels...

Ah hahahah....

Sirhr

Goats.............

I'd pay good money to see one of those videos.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Or solar panels...

Ah hahahah....

Sirhr

Funny thing is that this just suddenly surfaced in the 'other' thread.

Bah ha hhaha hhaha...

Sirhr

 

[WaltHer]

Or solar panels...

Ah hahahah....

Sirhr

Whoa, whoa! Slo your roll!

 

[Big Phish]

No low balls?

I sat on a hotel toilet the other day and my junk was in the water. Guess I’m out.

You ain’t supposed to squat in a bidet.

 

[Big Phish]

There is 11 million illegal aliens in the country that definitely be interested. Be like getting rid of the infection in one big swoop.