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[lazy21]

Guess I'm a one percenter (Read the last sentence)...

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy..

3. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

4. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

5. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

6. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

 

[lazy21]

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But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.

HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me...

And Remember:

I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!
99% of people who read this won't have the guts to forward it...

 

[snave58]

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Sweet!

 

[redirt78]

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Good thread, they're all great pics but this one says it so well...

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Hell, they all have a real message. Can't really pic just one

 

[Xshot]

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I'll turn 60 years old this spring. I can't run as fast, hit as hard and my boo boos don't heal as quickly. So I really like this one -

"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

Wisconsin passed CCW and Castle laws just in time!

 

[Rob01]

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Those are great. Used some on my facebook.