Get paid for taking a dump.

Paid for poop?

Finally, I can have a retirement plan. Talk about a renewable cash flow.

"How was your day?"

"Crappy."

"So, a successful day, then?"
meet your new department supervisor
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This is awesome . With inflation being what it is the Sperm Bank wasn't making it .
Funny story one of the guys in the office when he came back from lunch back in the day I gave him a message that the bank called him about a withdraw. He called the number and told the person on the line he was returning their call about a withdraw, it was our Local sperm bank.......... I was LMAO not him so much.
 
Funny story one of the guys in the office when he came back from lunch back in the day I gave him a message that the bank called him about a withdraw. He called the number and told the person on the line he was returning their call about a withdraw, it was our Local sperm bank.......... I was LMAO not him so much.
Fine .... you win the thread.

But not fair. That is pulling out big guns, pun totally and unabashedly intended.
 
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Man, I could fix them RIGHT up! I have a friend that has about 20 dairy cattle, and another friend with a half dozen or so beef cattle.

Better yet, another friend with several draft horses.

Shit, I could be rolling in it! Money, that is, not shit. 🤣