Gladiator II, DEI Warrior Rises

[lonegunman762x51]

Apparently, the leftists in Hollywood are completely out of good ideas and they chose to retread Rome with triple homos, more pedos, bigger gayer animals and all the heroes are black, Hispanic, trans or from some aggrieved group offended for questioning their sexuality or otherwise persecuted. They will unit to destroy heterosexuals across the empire and stuff baby making fluid into each other's rectums and create a new butthole Jesus to guide them to the promise land.

If they could only find an ancient cripple wheeling around Rome, touching children in the crotch area and sniffing them to round out the cast, then the rewrite would be complete.

 

[Milf Dots]

The Rusell Crowe Gladiator was great, so remaking it is at least half queer to begin with. Throw in the 'woke' and it's a steaming pile of Leftism.

 

[Expert684]

Apparently, the leftists in Hollywood are completely out of good ideas and they chose to retread Rome with triple homos, more pedos, bigger gayer animals and all the heroes are black, Hispanic, trans or from some aggrieved group offended for questioning their sexuality or otherwise persecuted. They will unit to destroy heterosexuals across the empire and stuff baby making fluid into each other's rectums and create a new butthole Jesus to guide them to the promise land.

If they could only find an ancient cripple wheeling around Rome, touching children in the crotch area and sniffing them to round out the cast, then the rewrite would be complete.

Lead character: Homo Erectus

 

[Glowie]

People still go to movies/ support hollyweirdos?

 

[Im2bent]

Will Biggus Dickus be starring?

 

[Im2bent]

Forgot

 

[RPN]

Gluteus Maximus to star.

What a bunch of absolute fuckwits.

 

[101st]

Just another example of the dark disturbing times that we are living in today. Recently I have reverted back to watching forties and fifties movies to regain some normality of what life used to be like.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Gaydiator

Fight with the long sword

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Ridley Scott already fucked up Napoleon to the point of absolute cringe. Now this...

Now I wonder if the events in Alien are really as they went down...

ETA: WTF a hiphop soundtrack for a movie about ancient Rome?????

 

[Baron23]

I like Pedro Pascal as an actor...and frankly, that's all he's interested in offering me (his acting, that is) and all I'm interested from him (his acting, that is).

But he has to be more queer than a $3 bill. I didn't know much about him personally...and then I saw this picture. Wow, leading men sure have changed from my salad days.

 

[Redlion]

Looks like shit.

 

[Im2bent]

I like Pedro Pascal as an actor...and frankly, that's all he's interested in offering me (his acting, that is) and all I'm interested from him (his acting, that is).

But he has to be more queer than a $3 bill. I didn't know much about him personally...and then I saw this picture. Wow, leading men sure have changed from my salad days.

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Wachu talkin bout Willis????

 

[Baron23]

Wachu talkin bout Willis???? View attachment 8455715

Well, yeah.....but that was a role (a lamentably awful role but a role nonetheless). Pascal....this was his choice of attire in his personal life. Yeah?

But I bet Connery regretted making that idiotic movie for the rest of his life.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Gaydiator... The slave who became a queen who defiled the Empire...

If you remember the AtomFilms short, you know...

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I like Pedro Pascal as an actor...and frankly, that's all he's interested in offering me (his acting, that is) and all I'm interested from him (his acting, that is).

But he has to be more queer than a $3 bill. I didn't know much about him personally...and then I saw this picture. Wow, leading men sure have changed from my salad days.

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He lose a bet?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I won’t even watch the commercials!

Sirhr

 

[jbuck88]

I'm pretty bad at history, but wasn't Rome full of gays and pedos?

 

[W54/XM-388]

I'm pretty bad at history, but wasn't Rome full of gays and pedos?

Well the USA is the new Rome so...

 

[Baron23]

I'm pretty bad at history, but wasn't Rome full of gays and pedos?

Wasn’t that the Greeks? lol

 

[Milf Dots]

Feck Hollywood, I even quit porn- the women are all silicone filled from upper orifice to hole three, and they've got jewelry in their clits. Some of 'em even have tattoos around their stink stars. It's weird and disturbing.

Now if I need stimulation I turn on reruns of The Munsters and ogle Lilian Munster's cleavage- actress Yvonne de Carlo is timeless and got me thru puberty in the early 80s.

 

[Expert684]

I'm pretty bad at history, but wasn't Washington DC full of gays and pedos?

FIFY

 

[Im2bent]

FIFY

You mean it's not anymore?

 

[jbuck88]

Could be my history is off but I ain't about to Google it.

 

[Snipe260]

Feck Hollywood, I even quit porn- the women are all silicone filled from upper orifice to hole three, and they've got jewelry in their clits. Some of 'em even have tattoos around their stink stars. It's weird and disturbing.

Now if I need stimulation I turn on reruns of The Munsters and ogle Lilian Munster's cleavage- actress Yvonne de Carlo is timeless and got me thru puberty in the early 80s.

I Gues when it showed Herman’s face you just kept on fapping

 

[Pharmseller]

Let’s hope it costs $400 million to make.




P

 

[Milf Dots]

I Gues when it showed Herman’s face you just kept on fapping

No, I would focus on his neck electrodes and tell myself they were Lilian's/Yvonne's nipples.

 

[Redlion]

 

[Im2bent]

Meh just watch this...

 

[akmike47]

They could just use the real stories and there would be more than enough gay scenes for them.

A movie about Nero alone would be insane, he married two men one as the bride, and the other was a boy who resembled his wife(who he likely kicked to death)and he had castrated.

At one of his parties he dressed in animal pelts and “attacked the private parts of men and women who were tied to stakes” before having them speared.

 

[hlee]

Without “white knighting” for Nero, it is believed that the wildest and most libelous/slanderous stories about Nero (and other infamous ancients) are- charitably- exaggerations or outright fabrications.

 

[mosin46]

yea there was political lies and manipulation way back. maybe as far as egypt/mesopotamia? hard to know. our access and sources are kinda limited.

BTW the plan is to restrict and limit them again.

 

[hlee]

yea there was political lies and manipulation way back. maybe as far as egypt/mesopotamia? hard to know. our access and sources are kinda limited.

The Egyptians defaced their own monuments to “literally” erase figures from history. George Orwell would be proud…

 

[mosin46]

yea,the more things change,the more they remain the same.

 

[mi650]

The Egyptians defaced their own monuments to “literally” erase figures from history. George Orwell would be proud…

Sounds familiar.