Maggie’s Great.... Now we have to Worry about Ninjas...........

[Docsherm]

Great.... Now we have to Worry about Ninjas...........

A man dressed up like a ninja reportedly attacked special operations soldiers training in California

A man dressed up like a ninja reportedly attacked special operations soldiers training in California

www.yahoo.com

 

[Son of Dorn]

Says the ninja got arrested. COBRA are losing their touch if Storm Shadow's replacement was that crappy.

 

[Alpine 338]

Wasn't an ordinary Mall Ninja.

 

[7.62willdo]

Gecko?……..

 

[Dave62677]

I’m glad is not ninja turtle

 

[diggler1833]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

He attacked SOF guys who were training… and there was enough of him left to arrest?

Wow… military is going soft….

Sirhr

 

[1moaoff]

About time we have Ninja running free...

Ninja's have rights also. But they should have an ID to vote.

If we get an over population of Ninja I bet Chuck Norris comes back just like King Kong to kill them to restore natural order and balance.

What was the video on here about the guy in the PNW inviting people to train with him? That was classic!!!

 

[M8541Reaper]

The best line from the report…

“It is unclear from the records whether the man was an actual practitioner of ninjutsu.”

ummm…it’s pretty fuckin clear he was legit.

 

[pmclaine]

Yeah keep joking......until its you face to face with the Ninja.

Not so funny than.

Come back and tell us how it goes.......if you can.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ninjas?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ninjas!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ninjas????

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ahhhhhhhhhh….



… real Ninja!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Actually, I want to hear Ozzy Man review Downs Syndrom Ninja… but that would get me sent to hell. Not that they haven’t been expecting me for years…



Sirhr

 

[roostercogburn98]

Ban ninja suits now!!!! Enough is enough. Sign my petition, and I’ll forward it to the dimwhit house
1. Rooster Cogburn
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[sirhrmechanic]

Ban ninja suits now!!!! Enough is enough. Sign my petition, and I’ll forward it to the dimwhit house
1. Rooster Cogburn
2. 160th SOAR
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5.

Apparently, they are only special while choppering.*

Sirhr

*apologies in advance to any SOAR guys here… but it had to be said….

 

[Blue Sky Country]

The best line from the report…

“It is unclear from the records whether the man was an actual practitioner of ninjutsu.”

ummm…it’s pretty fuckin clear he was legit.

I am certain if the guy was a real practicioner of ninjutsu, he'd have taken the Twinkies out of all of their MREs and exfiltrated without being noticed at all, AND left the rest of the MREs in their packs...

I was a ninja when I managed a 7-Eleven. How I know? The mass production bakery that makes our daily donuts always puts a few extra ones in the trays along with our regular order. As soon as they are off the truck and in the store, the extras are taken out, placed on the tray and taken to the staff room. The morning shift always came in to find a tray of assorted donuts waiting for them, and an empty space or two on the tray indicating that a couple of the donuts had already been consumed during the night. Nobody really knows how that tray gets replenished every night and nobody complains...

 

[roostercogburn98]

I am certain if the guy was a real practicioner of ninjutsu, he'd have taken the Twinkies out of all of their MREs

They have twinkies in MREs now!!! I miss all the good stuff

 

[M8541Reaper]

I am certain if the guy was a real practicioner of ninjutsu, he'd have taken the Twinkies out of all of their MREs and exfiltrated without being noticed at all, AND left the rest of the MREs in their packs...

I was a ninja when I managed a 7-Eleven. How I know? The mass production bakery that makes our daily donuts always puts a few extra ones in the trays along with our regular order. As soon as they are off the truck and in the store, the extras are taken out, placed on the tray and taken to the staff room. The morning shift always came in to find a tray of assorted donuts waiting for them, and an empty space or two on the tray indicating that a couple of the donuts had already been consumed during the night. Nobody really knows how that tray gets replenished every night and nobody complains...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

He attacked SOF guys who were training… and there was enough of him left to arrest?

Wow… military is going soft….

Sirhr

In all seriousness though, paperwork and red tape would have been a bitch with a strap-on if they had even slightly injured a most-likely hallucinogen/deliriant addled EDP and possibly POC in California out of all places. The officers had probably spent 99% of their energy verbally and physically keeping their guys from running out there and whooping the EDP's ass. Call 911 and let them deal with it...

BTW it is autumn now. This is when the seedpods of Datura Stramonium AKA "Jamestown Weed", ripen and those who are stupid enough, or have the balls enough to trip on that particular species of Solanaceae ingest or smoke those seeds. One dude around my AO tripped on that shit a few years ago. Spent 2 days thinking he was a motorcycle and running around the block making vacuum cleaner noises. His own words and the words of his stoner buddies who "sat" for him during the ordeal. Mofo is lucky to be alive... I'd bet a little bit that this ninja dude might have been a bit too open minded with the autumn flora in his region as well.

 

[Dave62677]

Will SH branches out with NinjasHide and we will all discuss how to improve ninja throwing stars BC

 

[6.5SH]

Already some excellent memes on this:

Maggie’s - Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-mourning-as-government-shutdown-averted

www.snipershide.com

 

[earthquake]

The definitive ninja website.

Are you ready to get pumped

 

[Dulo]

This reminds me of a story from Bulgaria, probably 10 years ago, when a group of french intelligence officers landed in a crop field and were beaten (and shot) by the locals who thought someone is trying to steal their stuff.

Bulgarian Peasants vs French Intelligence Operatives

French 'spies' attacked in Bulgaria

 

[6.5SH]

The definitive ninja website.

Are you ready to get pumped

Thought it was:

https://www.youtube.com/askaninja

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Double booked the location.
Meant to be a "Ninjas Only" evening.

 

[TurboTrout]

I’m not guarding the government, so doesn’t seem to be a blip on my radar.

 

[Mr.BR]

''The first assistance call was recorded about 1:20 a.m., the Ridgecrest Police Department log shows. A man “with a sword” was in a parking lot, and there was at least one victim, the log states.
About 30 minutes later came a second call via 911: “26 spec operations military members doing training at the airport,” the log states. “Hunkered down in a hangar wondering where help is.”
The ninja fled and was arrested elsewhere, according to the document shared on social media. ''

 

[Bender]

My two kids did it.

 

[Jim Out]

Leaked video from confidential sources indicate "the training" may have been part of the new XiDen submarine deal with the Brits and the Aussies....

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Monty Python, Kamikaze Highlanders, CLASSIC.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]