Maggie’s Growing Tomatoes

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  • Jun 19, 2004
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    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get them to
    Turn red.
    One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had
    The most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
    The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
    Red?"
    The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
    Garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from
    Blushing so much."
    Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing
    To Her tomato garden to see if it would work.
    So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.\
    One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how
    Did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
    "No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."