Guess it didn't stick

[HeavyAssault]

New Jersey resident finds giant mounds of dumped pasta in woods

A New Jersey pedestrian found "hundreds of pounds" of pasta dumped along a creek near Veterans Park in Old Bridge. Public works employees cleaned it up, but the culprit is unknown.

www.foxnews.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Gorlami!!!

 

[Ronws]

Remember "Macaroni, the San Francisco treat!"? Well, they cannot go there anymore.

 

[Milf Dots]

Police suspect three Pastafarians of carb unloading.

 

[Maggot]

New Jersey resident finds giant mounds of dumped pasta in woods

A New Jersey pedestrian found "hundreds of pounds" of pasta dumped along a creek near Veterans Park in Old Bridge. Public works employees cleaned it up, but the culprit is unknown.

www.foxnews.com

WTF, no marinara sauce. Cheap bastards.

 

[Milf Dots]

"Take the gun, leave the macaroni".

 

[Charger442]

Remember "Macaroni, the San Francisco treat!"? Well, they cannot go there anymore.

that was rice a roni.

 

[Son of Dorn]

Gorlami!!!

Bownjourno sinyoree.

 

[JM4590]

Macaroni , macaroni, haaaaaaaay macaroni!

 

[theLBC]

"We should send the perpetrators to the state penne tentiary," one Reddit user said.

 

[Maggot]

I do wonder how they go that much pasta to that place?

 

[Greasly]

Someone's cheap attempt at bait hunting the Jersey Devil. Never gonna happen without beef, pork, veal & pecorino meatballs.

 

[Maser]

Hundreds of pounds of pasta in Jersey huh? Yup, sounds about the size of an average Chris Christie lunch.

 

[softcock]

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[Ronws]

that was rice a roni.

I think my way was funnier. Comedy ain't pretty.

I am reminded of Nyambi's stand-up bit.

"My cousin was killed by a seal. A Navy SEAL. He was a somali pirate.

Acutally, I am from Senegal. I had to be from Somali to make that joke work. So, there you go."

 

[softcock]

Police suspect three Pastafarians of carb unloading.

Silver Spray Paint, and Elmer's Glue found at the scene . Police arrest and hold 3rd grade elementary school students for questioning..
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[UKDslayer]

New Jersey resident finds giant mounds of dumped pasta in woods

A New Jersey pedestrian found "hundreds of pounds" of pasta dumped along a creek near Veterans Park in Old Bridge. Public works employees cleaned it up, but the culprit is unknown.

www.foxnews.com

Probably made by some NGO for migrants (purchased with your tax dollars) and they didn't want any of it.

 

[Ronws]

They found the property is owned by Al Dente.

 

[FredHammer]

Gorlami!!!

I've been chuckling periodically all through today remembering this!!!!!