I have a suggestion for anyone who might be involved with the Clinton Foundation, Uranium One, the Russia Probe, Cattlegate, Benghazi, the Servers... in fact, if you even met the Clintons at a cocktail party once...
Announce loudly and publically that you are "Not Sick and Not suicidal!" In fact, make it your tag line! Put it on the top of your Facebook Page!
It won't help with the 'armed robbery gone bad' scenario... or getting hit by a bus in your living room (twice), or the plane crash.
But at least it makes them work harder for it!
I'd be LOLing in sarcasm and satire.. but at some point, where there is smoke there is fire. Just ask the late Seth Rich...
Cheers,
Sirhr