Police work must be quite entertaining as well as dangerous.
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch 12.01 a.m. on Friday.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public Intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You
> know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
> one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone
> around," he stated in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
> cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need.
>
> "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until
> Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer
> Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at
> this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened
> when she approached Lawrence.
>
> "I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
> with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I
> was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said, "A
> pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"
>
> This was in the Washington Post. The title of the article was
> "Best Comeback Line Ever."
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch 12.01 a.m. on Friday.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
> charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public Intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You
> know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
> one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone
> around," he stated in a telephone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
> cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need.
>
> "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until
> Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer
> Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at
> this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened
> when she approached Lawrence.
>
> "I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
> with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I
> was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said, "A
> pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"
>
> This was in the Washington Post. The title of the article was
> "Best Comeback Line Ever."
