Happy Solstice! Time to break out my goat leggings!

[sirhrmechanic]

Right now it gets light at 7 and dark about 4... if having a hootenanny in goat chaps will bring the sun back... I'm all for it!

PAGAN Saturday!

Sirhr

 

[748rpilot]

I love a good hootenany! Plus afterwards we can make a nice goat biryani.

 

[The D]

Will the sun come back any quicker if someone fucks a goat?

 

[FatBoy]

Will the sun come back any quicker if someone fucks a goat?

You trying to turn the US into Iraq?

 

[The D]

You trying to turn the US into Iraq?

No, I’m trying to make the sun happy so my family doesn’t starve. Try to keep up

 

[6.5SH]

Need to drop off the virgin first.

 

[Dirty D]

Will the sun come back any quicker if someone fucks a goat?

I suspect you already know the answer.






Goat fucker

 

[The D]

I suspect you already know the answer.






Goat fucker

I actually just want to know how much good I’m doing the community by fucking this goat

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

I actually just want to know how much good I’m doing the community by fucking this goat

Did you know that goats die when they have sex?




Well, at the least the one I fucked did.

 

[The D]

Did you know that goats die when they have sex?




Well, at the least the one I fucked did.

I think that’s bad luck. You’re probably the reason we had that plague of locusts

 

[Dirty D]

I actually just want to know how much good I’m doing the community by fucking this goat

Thank you for your service now don’t ever return to the children’s petting zoo!

 

[Dirty D]

I think that’s bad luck. You’re probably the reason we had that plague of locusts

Us trying to figure out why Gods wrath and judgement is raining down on us is like eating a bowl of beans and trying to figure out which bean made you fart.

 

[The D]

Thank you for your service now don’t ever return to the children’s petting zoo!

What, why? I’m holding it still so the kids can feed it

 

[The D]

Us trying to figure out why Gods wrath and judgement is raining down on us is like eating a bowl of beans and trying to figure out which bean made you fart.

That’s doesn’t mean we should stop trying

 

[roostercogburn98]

Will the sun come back any quicker if someone fucks a goat?

 

[Ronws]

I like a good hootenany. Just be careful to not let it turn into a brouhaha.

 

[Ronws]

Did you know that goats die when they have sex?




Well, at the least the one I fucked did.

"Too much boucoup!" (Quick - which movie is that from?)

 

[Dirty D]

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We know you know the difference between a goat and a sheep.

 

[Ronws]

We know you know the difference between a goat and a sheep.

Yeah, one's got a left-handed thread.

 

[Thumper580]

Thank God, I'm 6 months from now... June 21 B'day. Longest day of the year. No goat fucking required.

 

[P-Squared]

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Right now it gets light at 7 and dark about 4... if having a hootenanny in goat chaps will bring the sun back... I'm all for it!

PAGAN Saturday!

Sirhr

OK, so YOU in goat chaps is not going to leave my mind peacefully.

 

[Dirty D]

Yeah, one's got a left-handed thread.

This man knows how to screw some barnyard animals!

 

[Ronws]

OK, so YOU in goat chaps is not going to leave my mind peacefully.

Especially since goat chaps are the only thing he is wearing.

 

[nagantguy]

Need to drop off the virgin first.

Only if her name is Connie Wells

 

[buffalowinter]

I have lots of "goat leggings"

 

[sandhiller]

"Too much boucoup!" (Quick - which movie is that from?)

Full Metal Jacket of course!

 

[Ronws]

Full Metal Jacket of course!

"For five dollah I luv you long time."

 

[judgedelta]

If wearing goat chaps, is one required to piss down his/her own legs to keep the natural scent fresh?

 

[Conaso]

I have lots of "goat leggings"

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Oh, no... it's EQUINE VARICELLA (Horse Pox)!!! Call the CDC, shoot the rider, QUARENTINE everyone that attended, break out the Ivermectin, and everyone has to wear a mask. Most important - let's not OVERREACT.

 

[748rpilot]

I have lots of "goat leggings"

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Now THAT'S riding!

 

[roostercogburn98]

We know you know the difference between a goat and a sheep.

It’s usually dark, no biggie

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Did you know that goats die when they have sex?




Well, at the least the one I fucked did.

This joke did not end well for Bender... you know that, right?

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

OK, so YOU in goat chaps is not going to leave my mind peacefully.

When you picture me going Commando in goat chaps... it gets worse!

Sirhr

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

This joke did not end well for Bender... you know that, right?

Sirhr

I actually don't know about this. Have I crossed a line?

 

[Ronws]

If wearing goat chaps, is one required to piss down his/her own legs to keep the natural scent fresh?

It's less expensive than hiring someone else to piss down his legs.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

It's less expensive than hiring someone else to piss down his legs.

But so much less entertaining..

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I actually don't know about this. Have I crossed a line?

There is a reason that he his bombarded with pigeon memes...

Just 'sayin!

Sirhr

 

[UKDslayer]

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Right now it gets light at 7 and dark about 4...

I thought I was the only one that noticed - yes, I understand the solstices and daylight savings time yada yada yada but right now sunrise is around 730AM, and it's dark by 4/4:30PM - I don't remember that. I distinctly recall in previous years when I had to get the trash out by 7 AM it was already past sunrise, and it didn't start to get dark until 6:30 PM. Its a noticable shift this year.

Is this more Geo engineering crap?

 

[P-Squared]

When you picture me going Commando in goat chaps... it gets worse!

Sirhr

I will reserve a place in hell for you sir.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ah the days get longer now!!!

 

[n2ishun]

 

[Ronws]

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When you are passing gas and the last one felt a bit moist.

 

[Son of Dorn]

This joke did not end well for Bender... you know that, right?

Sirhr

I thought it ended worse for the pigeons...