Happy Thanksgiving, I’m Thankful for the Bear Pit

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.


-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

 

[HeavyAssault]

 

[Austan]

 

[pmclaine]

What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

 

[HeavyAssault]

What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

Is this a test question?? As the Brits might say "You fucked the wrong bird."

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

Lube her up and talk nice to the turkey

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[Sandhog308]

Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.


-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

Gobble Gobble Y’all !

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Salad_shooter]

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It's "birthing people". Have a little sensitivity on this day celebrating the white mans invasion on an mostly peaceful indigenous population.

Happy Thanksgiving

 

[Threadcutter308]

What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

You’re in your next door neighbor’s house ?

 

[pmclaine]

 

[MediumSpeed]

 

[Lowlight]

Cheers All,

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[pmclaine]

When I cut the cheese…..

You don’t get much style

 

[db2000]

Cheers

 

[pmclaine]

Cheers
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How did you get Nancy Pelosi’s hand?

 

[db2000]

How did you get Nancy Pelosi’s hand?

Got her with this trap I rigged up. I switched the Penfold’s Grange for cheap vodka obviously.

 

[pmclaine]

@Nik H

Locanico made in Lynn, MA

 

[Maser]

Happy Thanksgiving from one deplorable to the others!

 

[gonzaga]

Happy Thanksgiving to all of us poors....

 

[MJF]

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[7.62willdo]

Back at you

 

[zeroz]

Suck it PETA

 

[sirhrmechanic]

For all you folks who will be carving up some white meat shortly!

Sirhr

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[Maggot]

Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.


-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

Fuck you too, dear.

 

[Maggot]

What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

Use the baster on the wife and your pecker on the turkey. Might want to let it cool for a moment.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If you want to impress your future ex-In-Law's.....

When going to their house for Thanksgiving with their daughter, your fiancee... Taking the turkey neck and zipping it in your fly and waiting for your future MIL to walk in the kitchen door... which she did... is a really fun trick!

This happened. On this day in 1993.

Oh and the future ex thought it was hilarious. Almost as good as the Priest-impersonation, which is a different story entirely.

Sirhr

 

[The D]

It’s normal to eat your body weight in pecan pie & ice cream, right? I guess I don’t really care what you retrads think.

I hope everyone had a great day.

 

[akmike47]

Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.


-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

 

[Maser]

Think my wife must have gotten a stuffing recipe from Bill Cosby's cookbook because I just finished a plate of it awhile ago and feeling very tired and I haven't had any alcohol today believe it or not.

 

[Nik H]

@Nik H

Locanico made in Lynn, MA

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Stuff is bad for you...I know I worked at Pleasant Beef in Lynn for a couple of summers

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving

 

[pmclaine]

Stuff is bad for you...I know I worked at Pleasant Beef in Lynn for a couple of summers

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving

Surprised there wasn’t at least one used Hypodermic in the lot…..musta got lucky.

 

[babyguppy]

Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.


-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

good news....... don't have to use the barrel cooler for as long now in AZ; since the temps are in the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

good news....... don't have to use the barrel cooler for as long now in AZ; since the temps are in the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!

Son of a beach, I thought those went away