Here's Why You Don't Let Your Wife Choose Games On Game Night!

[Maser]

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[1J04]

 

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[oneshot86]

i say i say i say, what in the ba jeabus is that

 

[Veer_G]

i say i say i say, what in the ba jeabus is that

It's Fleet's Week?

 

[oneshot86]

run forrest run

 

[1J04]

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[1J04]

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[Veer_G]

So, you're saying that Mrs. Maser is a virtual reality double amputee?

 

[1J04]

So, you're saying that Mrs. Maser is a virtual reality double amputee?

I'm not 'saying' anything. I'm just trying to be helpful and informative..........

 

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Just the thing to wash down ...

 

[1J04]

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[vh20]

1J04 -

Re: Horse AI - How did you get hold of my resume'?

Re: Lion Cub - Fake and staged. Cats urinate in a different direction than that. People, when being struck with a stream of urine in the face, do not instinctively open their mouths, or stand there bathing in it (hey, in my profession it happens sometimes).

 

[MtnCreek]

vh20, do you pinch it for good luck?

 

[1J04]

1J04 -

Re: Horse AI - How did you get hold of my resume'?

Re: Lion Cub - Fake and staged. Cats urinate in a different direction than that. People, when being struck with a stream of urine in the face, do not instinctively open their mouths, or stand there bathing in it (hey, in my profession it happens sometimes).

vh20 I/We/Us have to respectfully disagree on this one point. You have to agree the OP is the exception, otherwise, yes.

 

[vh20]

vh20, do you pinch it for good luck?

When you get what you need, you're jumping out of the way so as to avoid a hoof to the head! Not as glamorous as it seems. This wasn't in the brochure...

One time in vet school during a lunch break, an instructor pulled me aside and asked if I'd help him inseminate a mare for one of the school's donors before we were back on duty. The semen had just arrived FedEx overnight from a stallion somewhere across the country (horse semen isn't frozen like bull semen), and needed to be used ASAP. I jumped at the chance for the extra experience. He let me place the pipette, which is confirmed through rectal palpation (you can feel the position of the pipettte relative to the cervix through the rectal wall), then he went in behind me to confirm it was in the right location. He then drew the semen up and handed it to me to inject through the pipette. I hooked it up and began slowly injecting. He then looked at me and said, "Don't let that come loose and spill it. That's 25,000.00 worth of semen you're injecting." YIKES!

 

[vh20]

vh20 I/We/Us have to respectfully disagree on this one point. You have to agree the OP is the exception, otherwise, yes.

Hmmm. I hadn't considered that, but will quote Shultz and claim I know nothing about it.