Maggie’s Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/01/07/dreadlocks-assault/1816611/

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Police in Oregon say a woman told officers that her boyfriend choked her with his dreadlocks.

Portland police Sgt. Pete Simpson says the unidentified woman was taken to a hospital Monday for treatment of numerous non-life-threatening injuries.

The police spokesman says 32-year-old Caleb Grotberg was arrested for investigation of several domestic violence felony crimes, including strangulation, fourth-degree assault and second-degree kidnapping. He's due in court Tuesday.

Dreadlocks are matted ropes of hair.




Hippies are nasty. Especially ones with dreadlocks.

 

[50calibercruiser]

Re: Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks

I think it's pretty clear, It's time we all stand united and get these assault dreadlocks off the street!

Fucking hippies...

 

[Maggot]

Re: Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks

Dreadlcks choke (not to mention they look like shit). Ban Dreadlocks

 

[mountainman308]

Re: Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks

Now, now we can be reasonable about this. They can keep their assault dreadlocks, as long as we limit their leingth to 10 inches, no one needs 30 inch dreadlocks. The only purpose of extended dreadlocks is to make it easier for the user to kill quickly.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Re: Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks

If you ever had to put the habeus grabus on one of those nasty little suburban rastafarians... you would wish you had cans of Nair and Raid on your duty belt.

Do you have any idea what lives in that mud-packed hair mess? I mean besides lice, bedbugs and a severe case of Jamician pants-rabbits? Take one to the pokey and you have to hang a cardboard pine-tree in the back of your cruiser for a week.

Sad part is that most of them are the rebellious, hemp-addled, semi-autistic little spawn of hedge-fund managers and doctors and are merely trying to piss off daddy while waiting for their trust fund check to clear.

Hopefully, this wizard ends up in jail.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[ksthomas]

Re: Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks

Oh, now I take exception to that! I've found long hair in general and dreadlocks in particular, to make a wonderful handle when some directional readjustment was needed in the field. Applied suddenly and without warning, it can change a suspects whole view of the world around him . . . often to "nothing but sky."

 

[El Valle]

Re: Hippie Strangles Girlfriend with Dreadlocks