Hot AND Crazy

[Jscb1b]

That is because she told him to.

 

[hollowoutadime]

She was smoking hot in her teen years.

 

[SilentStalkr]

She was smoking hot in her teen years.

As were lots of people lol.

 

[MK20]

She’s a beautiful woman. Meh, let the first one of us asshats who hasnt had a marriage go sideways on us cast the first stone. Hell, i had a woman so mad, she was throwing canoes at me. No shit. And a kayak.

This takes some serious skill to make a woman that mad. I have approached this level, but never attained it. I yield to the master.
Although I managed to make her go full retard before we got married, by the grace of God, so I did one up you there

 

[spearknives]

As were lots of people lol.

lots of hot women go crazy when they get older. low self esteem kicks in.

 

[myronman3]

This takes some serious skill to make a woman that mad. I have approached this level, but never attained it. I yield to the master.
Although I managed to make her go full retard before we got married, by the grace of God, so I did one up you there

well if there is one skill i’ve always had a knack for...it is pissing women off. i could send my mother from totally calm, to spitting mad and trying to claw my eyes out while slapping and kicking with the greatest of ease. my brother still laughs his ass off about it. i dont know why, but pushing that button comes easy for me. probably because when the rest of guys hear that little voice that says “best not do that or say it” i hear a little voice that says “God hates a coward.”
they get so mad....they are laughing and crying at the same time. rotflmao

 

[myronman3]

If we had to pick a member of the hide that was most likely to be shot by a pissed off girlfriend....i’d pick myself.

At a party a few years back, I had one GF blow up on me and scream and yell and chew my ass. Then she stomped off, jumped in her car and left. Everyone was speechless...looking at me not knowing what to say. I broke the silence first.....i said “i.....still got it!!!” Laughter erupted.

 

[MK20]

Since my experience that voice in my head now says the same thing you hear. What I found was that I hate a relationship based on people pretending to be something they are not. Disagreements should be debated and settled if possible, but important ones should never be hidden.

 

[SuckitTrebek]

God Lawd, You made this really creepy really quick. took out all the fun.

It's only creepy when you stalk them.

 

[SuckitTrebek]

If we had to pick a member of the hide that was most likely to be shot by a pissed off girlfriend....i’d pick myself.

At a party a few years back, I had one GF blow up on me and scream and yell and chew my ass. Then she stomped off, jumped in her car and left. Everyone was speechless...looking at me not knowing what to say. I broke the silence first.....i said “i.....still got it!!!” Laughter erupted.

wish a bitch would do some shit like that to me. Dump that chicken neck bitch so fast her fucking head would spin

 

[308pirate]

Meh, let the first one of us asshats who hasnt had a marriage go sideways on us cast the first stone.

I'll cast that stone. 30 years this December on my first and only marriage.

 

[SuckitTrebek]

I'll cast that stone. 30 years this December on my first and only marriage.

Good on you. You are part of the 50%...........so far.

Sometimes marriages or any relationship goes sideways. A smart man knows when to cut bait and fish elsewhere.

 

[308pirate]

Good on you. You are part of the 50%...........so far.

It'll last

 

[Alphatreedog]

Meh ameteurs . I've been stabbed by a bitch ( Puerto Rican) . Had one bitxh bite my nut . Stiletto high heeled boots driven into my foot . Lip bit . Tongue bit . Punched dead cwnter squarw in the face knocked backwarda to the floor in a chair . Had the liven fuck actually kicked outta me cause I couldn't quit laughing at my girl , now wife . She probably woulda kicked me ro death had her aisters not pulled her off .
I could not stop laughing and the more I laughed the more abe kicked .
Life is about bad choices . They make the best stories and sometimes the beat lays .

 

[spearknives]

Meh ameteurs . I've been stabbed by a bitch ( Puerto Rican) . Had one bitxh bite my nut . Stiletto high heeled boots driven into my foot . Lip bit . Tongue bit . Punched dead cwnter squarw in the face knocked backwarda to the floor in a chair . Had the liven fuck actually kicked outta me cause I couldn't quit laughing at my girl , now wife . She probably woulda kicked me ro death had her aisters not pulled her off .
I could not stop laughing and the more I laughed the more abe kicked .
Life is about bad choices . They make the best stories and sometimes the beat lays .

What da fuck did you do to those women ??? hahahahaha Please tell me more.

 

[SilentStalkr]

What da fuck did you do to those women ??? hahahahaha Please tell me more.

I dunno but if I have one bite my nuts like hard then she getting knocked out!

 

[spearknives]

I dunno but if I have one bite my nuts like hard then she getting knocked out!

Ah i know the ancient Brazilian neck pin sleep pinch. you wouldn't want to hit a woman on the face or where can leave a bruise... she's gonna METOO your gringo ass.

 

[Dewey7271]

She posed for Playboy once. Hot.

 

[spearknives]

i think i first saw her on a TV show when she was way younger, there are a few good female black actress but she is not one of them. but she makes up for it with that fat ass that she's packing around.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Meh ameteurs . I've been stabbed by a bitch ( Puerto Rican) . Had one bitxh bite my nut . Stiletto high heeled boots driven into my foot . Lip bit . Tongue bit . Punched dead cwnter squarw in the face knocked backwarda to the floor in a chair . Had the liven fuck actually kicked outta me cause I couldn't quit laughing at my girl , now wife . She probably woulda kicked me ro death had her aisters not pulled her off .
I could not stop laughing and the more I laughed the more abe kicked .
Life is about bad choices . They make the best stories and sometimes the beat lays .

I knew there was something “a little off” about you........

 

[SuckitTrebek]

Meh ameteurs . I've been stabbed by a bitch ( Puerto Rican) . Had one bitxh bite my nut . Stiletto high heeled boots driven into my foot . Lip bit . Tongue bit . Punched dead cwnter squarw in the face knocked backwarda to the floor in a chair . Had the liven fuck actually kicked outta me cause I couldn't quit laughing at my girl , now wife . She probably woulda kicked me ro death had her aisters not pulled her off .
I could not stop laughing and the more I laughed the more abe kicked .
Life is about bad choices . They make the best stories and sometimes the beat lays .

Hey we all have different goals. like setting the neighborhood record for 911 calls

 

[Alphatreedog]

What da fuck did you do to those women ??? hahahahaha Please tell me more.

THe Puerto Rican was insane jealous. Stripper bitch bit my nut . The wife doesn't like being antagonized . When we were to be married we ere sitting at her parents table dizcussing health insurance. She was saying something about Dental and I told her I don't get Dental . She would come back with yes when Im on your insurance the dental , then I'd onterrupt " I don't get Dental ". Did this thr÷ or four times when she finally snarled " if you'd shut up and let me finish " to which I replied in a goody mocking voice " if Id juat shut up and let you finish " . Atb that ahe promptly jumped up and buried a right square in my face . Hit me so hard that me and thw chair fell back to the ground where I wound up with chair in a still seated position. I sat/laid there for a moment and decided the best course of action was to take a walk and ponder the recent events leading to my demise . My Mother in Law later commented that she was impressed that I did not retaliate and took a walk to let it cool down . Meh it was my faut and I got an awesome story and beautiful wife out of it . Oh and wventually learned there is a limit to mockery with the Misses .

 

[spearknives]

THe Puerto Rican was insane jealous. Stripper bitch bit my nut . The wife doesn't like being antagonized . When we were to be married we ere sitting at her parents table dizcussing health insurance. She was saying something about Dental and I told her I don't get Dental . She would come back with yes when Im on your insurance the dental , then I'd onterrupt " I don't get Dental ". Did this thr÷ or four times when she finally snarled " if you'd shut up and let me finish " to which I replied in a goody mocking voice " if Id juat shut up and let you finish " . Atb that ahe promptly jumped up and buried a right square in my face . Hit me so hard that me and thw chair fell back to the ground where I wound up with chair in a still seated position. I sat/laid there for a moment and decided the best course of action was to take a walk and ponder the recent events leading to my demise . My Mother in Law later commented that she was impressed that I did not retaliate and took a walk to let it cool down . Meh it was my faut and I got an awesome story and beautiful wife out of it . Oh and wventually learned there is a limit to mockery with the Misses .

What an awesome story. your wife is definitely a tough woman and she thought you a valuable life long lesson. Thanks for sharing Pal.

 

[Snipe260]

She posed for Playboy once. Hot.

Was it the scratch and sniff edition?

 

[oneshot86]

She’s a beautiful woman. Meh, let the first one of us asshats who hasnt had a marriage go sideways on us cast the first stone. Hell, i had a woman so mad, she was throwing canoes at me. No shit. And a kayak.

you fucking stud, you drank the last beer didnt ya

 

[myronman3]

nope. we had stopped dating 4 months earlier. she saw me with another woman. showed up the next day at my place all kinds of pissed off. started screaming and yelling and the graduated to throwing small watercraft at me (which she was standing next to). the really funny thing is, she is a pretty small girl....i mean maybe 132#. she’s fit as fuck, and evidently, stronger than you’d think a woman of that size should be. hahahaaaa

 

[clcustom1911]

I’d fuck her, even after she beat my ass.

Fixed it for you....


And I agree. She's hot and conservative. 'Murica.

 

[oneshot86]

nope. we had stopped dating 4 months earlier. she saw me with another woman. showed up the next day at my place all kinds of pissed off. started screaming and yelling and the graduated to throwing small watercraft at me (which she was standing next to). the really funny thing is, she is a pretty small girl....i mean maybe 132#. she’s fit as fuck, and evidently, stronger than you’d think a woman of that size should be. hahahaaaa

cool

 

[Snipe260]

nope. we had stopped dating 4 months earlier. she saw me with another woman. showed up the next day at my place all kinds of pissed off. started screaming and yelling and the graduated to throwing small watercraft at me (which she was standing next to). the really funny thing is, she is a pretty small girl....i mean maybe 132#. she’s fit as fuck, and evidently, stronger than you’d think a woman of that size should be. hahahaaaa

????

 

[Snipe260]

Go fuk. She is still hot. Even in that pic. I would wear her thighs as earmuffs with pride.

I’m gonna send you a Velcro nose protecter!

 

[Expert684]

I just had to!! Now I'm obsessed with her!!

 

[SilentStalkr]

I’d bang her. I might even go back 2-3x! ??

 

[BadQ]

no matter how beautiful a woman is
somewhere, someone is tired of their shit.

 

[Expert684]

Ok, her and an AR15!
Hot ass and hot brass!! Now that a combo! Might see if she has a fan club!!

 

[308220]

no matter how beautiful a woman is
somewhere, someone is tired of their shit.

I always heard this when looking at a sexy woman..."Somewhere, there is a guy tired of fucking her and dealing with her bullshit."

Close enough.

 

[powdahound76]

I hear that line mostly from dude who could never get a chick that hot. just sayin

and I figure it is true. my lady is unbelievably beautiful. I can't stand her, but my ex is a pretty lady too. guess even a blind squirrel can find a nut sometimes!!

 

[308pirate]

Meh ameteurs . I've been stabbed by a bitch ( Puerto Rican) . Had one bitxh bite my nut . Stiletto high heeled boots driven into my foot . Lip bit . Tongue bit . Punched dead cwnter squarw in the face knocked backwarda to the floor in a chair . Had the liven fuck actually kicked outta me cause I couldn't quit laughing at my girl , now wife . She probably woulda kicked me ro death had her aisters not pulled her off .
I could not stop laughing and the more I laughed the more abe kicked .
Life is about bad choices . They make the best stories and sometimes the beat lays .

Stacey's right up your alley then. Hurry up and post bail for the woman of your dreams........

 

[Ravenworks]

Well I nailed daddy's pride and joy on his desk at the statehouse.
She got bored and he was running late.

 

[AIAW]

 

[308220]

I hear that line mostly from dude who could never get a chick that hot. just sayin

and I figure it is true. my lady is unbelievably beautiful. I can't stand her, but my ex is a pretty lady too. guess even a blind squirrel can find a nut sometimes!!

Na, ive known plenty of goofy looking guys who have sent their stupid ass hot gfs packing. Cause they were tired of fucking her and dealing with her bullshit. A guy can only take so much. There is 4,000,000,000 other pussies out there to try.

Sexy blonde female friend of mine, thin, toned, tan and fake boobs got knocked up by a goofy looking chubby guy with dumbo ears. No shit, biggest ears I ever saw. He dumped HER cause she was fucking everybody. Kid has dumbo ears too. So its def his. Then she had her parents spend thousands of dollars on lawyers to write him out of the kids life cause she was so ashamed she got knocked up by him. Most women dont have much standards. Whoever is within eye sight/arms reach whenever they decide they wanna fuck, is usually good enough.

Hate to burst some "alpha" bubbles here, but chances are, some goofy looking dork fucked your gf/wife long before you did.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Well I nailed daddy's pride and joy on his desk at the statehouse.
She got bored and he was running late.

Details, or it didn't happen. You sadistic fuk............ Just spill the beans and cater to our prurient interests. Easy, everybody wins...

edit: Congrats, BTW.......!!!

 

[Ravenworks]

Details, or it didn't happen. You sadistic fuk............ Just spill the beans and cater to our prurient interests. Easy, everybody wins...

edit: Congrats, BTW.......!!!

Can't do it because it would kill him if he ever knew since he's still alive.

The guy was a saint,daughter was the devil.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Can't do it because it would kill him if he ever knew since he's still alive.

The guy was a saint,daughter was the devil.

awww.......shit. Fair enough